#1 Gooner

Oh fuck I’m might’ve just opened a door fck the girls jacob palmer and cal weaver fucking rn TO AO3 we go (after I look here first DUHH)

Oh it would fcking sexy to have a threesome with cal and jacob like omg jacob controlling the whole situation he sets it up he guides cal through fore play with someone other than his wife tells him how fast to go and he even asks you like “tell em how he’s doing, he needs to learn” I can soo imagine jacob saying attaboy to cal it makes my brain go brrrr 😵‍💫

I’m watching sharp stick OH MY FUCKING GODD I WANT HIM SO BADDDDDD FCKKKKK ILL BE HIS YOUNG SECRET GIRLFRIEND UGHHHHH

Here I go thinking dex was so cool for doing ts with coin just for Matt to do it at church

If god was real id thank her for the simple act of letting people call a big man’s hand a paw

OMG FRANK WOULDVE BEEN THE BEST GIRL DAD ESPECIALLY TO A TEEN RIP AMY (she not dead or nun) (at least I don’t think she’s dead)

Everytime I think a man is sexy my first instinct is to fantasize about them having a pussy like omg I would eat Frank and Matt tf out and don’t get me started on Ryland grace omg he’d be so wet and fat omg lemme stop