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Obi-Wan Kenobi really took one look at R2D2 in the middle of the desert and said “No, Luke, I’ve never seen this fucking droid in my life. Looks like a real bitch though. Not that I’d know. This is my first time meeting the asshole.”

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Aries Rising:

Attract people who have social influence

Attracting a spouse other people want to be their spouse, a highly desired person.

Attracts well spoken people-good with words and persuasion.

Taurus Rising:

Attracts people who are unpredictable.

Attracts dominant personalities, intimidating people.

Spouse partakes in moderately shady activities.

Gemini Rising:

Attracts people who want to take care of them.

Spouse is wealthy, important, influential.

Partners want to spoil them.

Spouse has status in another country.

Cancer Rising:

Attracts mature people.

Their spouse is their support system, brings support into their lives: professionally, emotionally, psychologically etc.

Spouse provides infrastructure for them to succeed.

Relationship with spouse is first of its kind within family dynamics/lineage

Leo Rising:

Attract people they work with.

Attract people with similar path as them, or similar careers.

Partners are enigmatic/hard to figure out.

Virgo Rising:

Attract people with hidden secrets.

Spouse can have double life, or hide major part of identity to them.

Attracts generous partners.

Libra Rising:

Attracts businessmen, entrepreneurs, ambitious people.

Attracts partners who treat them like a trophy.

Spouse is financially secure.

Scorpio Rising:

Attracts artistic people.

Spouse is apart of high society, they have pedigree.

Attracts people who support them materially.

Attracts partner who seek to refine them.

Sagittarius Rising:

Attracts youthful looking people. Spouse is younger.

Attracts partner who makes them laugh.

Spouse help them explore new hobbies/activities in life.

Capricorn Rising:

Attracts person who they feel parental to, or spouse is feels parental towards them.

Spouse has nice home

Starts living with spouse at early stages in relationship.

Attracts partner who is pale looking, fleshy, plump.

Aquarius Rising:

Attracts people who are a childish or immature.

Attracts someone who is apart of upper society, through birth or social status.

Attracts nepo baby, popular person, businessman

Spouse is preppy, playboy, chad

Pisces Rising:

Attracts people who help fix their problems.

Spouse is protective and caretaker for them.

Attracts someone who sees them as rare.

Partner wants to help them succeed in life.

Spouse is a busy person.

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2. i like it specifically when the character i am being shipped with’s feelings directed towards me y/n specifically

Bsf!Choso who suggests dry humping for fun.

You should’ve said no. You should’ve kicked him in the shin and told him to take his dumb stoner fantasies elsewhere. Instead, two minutes later, you were straddling his lap, both of you fully clothed, trying not to laugh— and failing.

“This is already the dumbest thing we’ve ever done,” you muttered, even though your palms were already pressed flat against his chest, feeling the steady thump of his heartbeat through his t-shirt.

“That’s not true. Remember the tequila night when we almost joined that cult?”

“Fair point.”

You both started moving at the same time— jerky, hesitant, like you were testing the waters— until his hands slid down and locked on your hips, big and warm, guiding you into a slow, deliberate grind. The denim of his jeans was rough against the thin fabric of your shorts, and every shift of your hips made the friction sharper, hotter.

“This is so stupid,” you said, fighting the twitch of your mouth.

“Yup,” he replied, voice steady but pitched lower now, like he couldn’t help it. “Totally not hot at all.”

It wasn’t supposed to be. Except then… yeah. Something very obvious was pressing up against you, thick and hard under the denim, right where you were settling your weight. You froze for half a second, heat crawling up your neck, pulse skipping— and that was all it took for him to smirk.

“Yo, stop,” you blurted, instantly defensive even though you hadn’t actually moved away.

“You’re getting horny,” he said casually, thumbs digging into your hips.

“Bitch, you are.”

“Yeah, and?”

You shoved at his chest, but he didn’t budge. He leaned back into the headboard, looking infuriatingly relaxed while still holding you in place. Then he rolled his hips up once— slow, controlled— and the pressure hit you dead-on.

“Relax. We’re not about to start making out,” he said, but his eyes dropped to your mouth anyway. “I just… didn’t expect my dick to get bullied into action.”

“Cho, that is the most disgusting sentence you’ve ever said to me.”

“You love it.”

“Fuck you.”

“Working on it,” he said, grinding up into you again, harder this time. The heat between you spiked, the drag of denim against you suddenly almost unbearable.

Your hands slid to his shoulders like you were going to shove him away, but instead your fingers curled, nails digging lightly into him as you moved with him. His grip shifted lower, big hands sliding over the curve of your ass, squeezing once before dragging you forward to meet another sharp push of his hips.

“We’re never talking about this again,” you said, voice breaking a little on the end.

“Bet,” he murmured, but didn’t stop. His hands roamed, one slipping under the hem of your shirt, hot against your bare skin, the other holding you down exactly where he wanted you.

“There is no next time,” you managed, but your hips were still moving, chasing that pressure like you couldn’t help it.

He tilted his head, smirk widening. “Right,” he said softly— and then pulled you tighter against him, making sure you felt every inch.