cha cha real smooth

rick and morty is good actually but no one is allowed to say that because idiot dudebros ruined it for everyone

rick and morty had an episode that combined a political drama, an allegory for tensions between cops and racial minorities, a parody of the film stand by me, and a discussion of class uprising and actually made sense and tied into an earlier narrative but we can’t enjoy that because some entitled assholes took a joke too seriously and acted like jerks at mcdonalds

The boy forgot the word for soulmate and his brain thought, “it’s called secret Santa”

We literally can’t even breathe while black or we’ll be accused of stealing “air”, I smell a delicious lawsuit and I hope he bankrupts the fucking city because fuck this shit I’m sick of it

he’s literally wearing a hospital gown...

I’M DEAD

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

OH MY GOSH

BIG STRONG DAUGHTER