Ya Boi

red velvet

nct

loona

twice

blackpink

bts

clc

oh my girl

wjsn

f(x)

shinee

sunmi

chungha

hyuna

exo

I thought I’d write this lil thing just for fun lol pls don’t sue me

Hongjoong:

- Kim Hongjoong, born Nov. 7th, 1998

- Leader, Lead Rapper, Vocal, Composer

- is actually 192cm tall no he’s not

- broadest sunshine smile you will ever see

- earrings

- spends a lot of his time working on songs, even back in school he used to not go there a lot to be able to work in the studio

- can fall asleep fast and basically anywhere

- sometimes needy for attention

- can be savage

- seems very honest even with the fans I could write a whole essay on this but it feels like he dares to say things in front of the camera that other idols wouldn’t, like he honestly says it if something’s hard or tiring instead of pretending to be fine but still he doesn’t let that get him down but finds the strength to overcome difficult situations

- seen as a strict leader by the other members, they love him very much

- tbh how could u not love him

- rapper but his vocals are sooo goooooood too

- do yourself a favour and loop his part in desire for a day or two

- naturally cute

- “heh heh heh”

- can and will attack you

Seonghwa:

- Park Seonghwa, born April 3rd, 1998

- Vocal, Visual Nr. 1

- unique smile

- they say he’s the mom of the group but he really seems a lot like a dad

- loves steak more than anything

- if u ask him what he wants to eat he will 11 out of 10 times say steak

- literally said he wanted steak for breakfast when they were in the US

- he’d probably sell even his members for steak

- sometimes accidentally speaks formally with his members (who are all younger than him jdjxjjd)

- if you think he’s the normal member, think again part 1

- knows all the members so well it makes me wanna cri

- despite his cool guy image he’s actually a softie at heart

- literally never look into his face when he’s performing - you won’t survive

- loves the Say My Name walk a little too much

- Mars

- angry bird don’t tell him i said this

Yunho:

- Jeong Yunho, born March 23rd, 1999

- Main Dancer, Vocal

- v tall, some other members *side-eyes Wooyoung* feel embarrassed standing next to him cause he’s so much taller than them lol

- an actual performance genius, I’m not exaggerating when I say watching him dance will simply blow you away

- looks soft even with a darker concept

- big smile

- he is so fluffy istg

- hard to wake up apparently lol

- big Harry Potter fan, has his own wand and don’t make me start on his reaction when they visited Universal Studios

- seems like a Hufflepuff but I believe he’s a Gryffindor

- if you think you’re safe with him just cause he’s cute you are wrong

- how does he have so much energy

- weird

- the head-twirl thing he does with Mingi

- if they don’t promote him to Lead or Main Vocal soon I will sue

Yeosang:

- Kang Yeosang, born June 15th, 1999

- Lead Dancer, Vocal, Visual Nr. 2

- probably the calmest member

- also probably internally screaming 24/7

- gets bullied a lot save him

- srsly how does he have so much patience with his members ksjkfk

- “Shin-Bi”

- loves flying drones wonder what he’s planning to do with those kadjfla

- fierce, sharp features - really he’s the perfect visual

- very cool aura I bet he’s just good at hiding his inner child

- has a birthmark near his left eye that kq needs to stop covering up

- no lines :(

- subtly overdramatic

- loves grapes

- once rode his skateboard indoors because it was raining kdjflkdas

- 2:29 in Say My Name MV, you’re welcome

San:

- Choi San, born July 10th, 1999

- Lead Vocal, Dancer

- Shiber enthusiast Nr.1

- collects plushies and dolls

- dimples

- fake maknae

- screm nr1

- “badA DAAAA~”

- v hardworking ok who of them isn’t protecc at all cost

- constantly has his hands on one of the other members

- tbh I think he’d just shut down without physical affection 24/7

- can actually do aggressive aegyo

- has so much energy what does kq feed him

- has literally zero control over his strength

Mingi:

- Song Mingi, born August 9th, 1999

- Lead Dancer, Main Rapper

- his rap is on fire

- low tone rapper, is therefore afraid of bugs

- v tall

- tough and cool image on stage, actually a dork

- screm nr2

- see that person appearing on camera out of nowhere for like half a second? Yeah, that’s 99% him.

- also likes singing and isn’t even half bad

- if you think he’s the normal member, think again part 2

- he attacc

- but also must protecc

- leo and it shows

- (as a wise friend of mine once said:) never trust a dancer

Wooyoung:

- Jung Wooyoung, born Nov. 26th, 1999

- Main Dancer, Vocal, Visual Nr. 3 

(- yes they actually have 3 official visuals)

- dorky, bright and bubbly

- very kind

- unique smile

- snaps completely when he dances (aka. never trust a dancer…)

- once he exposed his neck for a fansite to take pictures of akjdflkas

- no lines either :(

- high pitched screaming (screm nr3?)

- goes from 0 to 180 in .2 seconds

- once bit Yunho’s ear for absolutely no reason at all

- was a puppy in his past life and nobody can convince me otherwise

Jongho:

- Choi Jongho, born Oct. 12th, 2000

(- wow he actually managed to ruin their attempt at making us believe they all have different surnames)

- Main Vocal, Maknae but really now what can’t he do

- seems like the only adult member a lot of the time tbh

- destroy that fruit

- left handed

- sings very passionately at sometimes very odd timing

- he strong

- casually carries around his members like they‘re a slice of pizza

- ur a baby whY ARE YOU RIPPED

- wants to grow a lil taller

- also said he wanted to lose muscle mass

- bby ur perfect the way u are ;;

- just stop doing fortnite dances pls akljdflkasjflkaFKDJSALFK

i love jung hoseok.