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Abolish ICE

DIE ACTAULLY

companies will be like "we put real food in the food this time" and expect you to clap

californians are all evil until proven chill.

coupons used to mean something now deals are like HURRY NOW! get 3 free napkins when you spend $75+ 😋

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

spongebob and patrick deserve what they go through with Squidward sometimes because they don't ever respect that squid's boundaries

usamerican soldier STUNNED into silence when he learns that his willing and paid participation in the murder and neocolonization of foreign people is a huge red flag to everyone with a conscience

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper

stop being hard on yourself and start blaming everything on someone you don’t like

Everyone is trying to modernize fairytales with a feminist spin but Penelope (2006) already exists. You will never top the story that was supposed to be about being chosen by a man, any man, but is really about accepting and choosing yourself. And it didnt need to ruin and existing an fairytale to do this. It created its own original legend. Why lock yourself away until you are deemed lovable, when you can go out into the world and start living now? Friends. Passion. Purpose. Adventure. Love can come later. And love is best when you love yourself enough to recognize and accept it. Simple straight-forward feminist but still has a believeable compelling romantic ending. And they let it flop.