i would say "DON'T TELL RAIHAN ABOUT THIS BLOG." but he already found out so... rai, don't fire me please im cute :3
( half of my pokemon are rescues either from illegal underground operations or other miscellaneous situations. to remain respectful of my pokemon, i will not be sharing their stories. i will be posting pictures of them though. )
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no sex related questions about me. please feel free to ask about pokémon though.
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homophobia, transphobia, racism, and sexism will not be tolerated.
i am a very outspoken team rocket hater. if you defend them, or are part of them in any capacity, i will not like you.
[ ooc under the cut ]
hi @syistoppedgivingafuck here. this is my oc that has been seen fairly frequently on my socials. people call me syi, im 18 and i use they/them. thats all you really need to know about me.
kyoei lives in a time period post-game SwSh and post-game plZA, not enough for spoilers but enough that you might get lost. my answers hinge on pokeani and gameverse logic + irl, i don't categorize pokemon as purely animals but i do reference irl animal physiology. i mostly categorize based on egg groups.
this is just for fun and if kyoei's answers don't fit your lore, thats fine. don't expect me to know everything, i just have a bit of medical knowledge since i took health aligned classes, take everything kyoei says with a grain of salt.
NOTE: it is a fairly open secret that kyoei is not normal and is a "god" like being capable of manipulating and shaping their own reality. so it is very likely your magic anon asks will be overriden by their own control.
kyoei is also an isekai (a character coming from a different world into the world of pokémon) and has a lot of lore prior to this account.
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forgot its pride month bc of all the stress ive been going thru but regardless, happy pride everyone. eurydice's lesbian ass and my sapphic ass wouldve gone on a trip but unfortunately theres doomed yaoi in my pokécenter rn and i have to make sure it doesn't stay doomed yaoi
SO WE GOT UZYAR BUT SOMETHING HAPPENED. WE WERE TRYING TO RETRIEVE CHESIL BUT WE GOT A PING THAT UZYAR WAS IN A MASSIVE BATTLE WITH OTHER ME. LIKE MASSIVE MAGNETIC AND PSYCHIC WAVES COMING THROUGH ALL OUR DEVICES. SO WE PIVOTED TO SAVING HIM BECAUSE OTHER ME WASNT EVEN HITTING HIS POKEMON ANYMORE, BITCH WAS AIMING AT UZYAR.
WE MANAGED TO PULL HIM OUT OF HELL BUT WE UNDERESTIMATED JUST HOW FAR AND FAST HE'D FLY OUT OF THE PORTAL AND HE FRASHED THROUGH 2 OF MY WALLS INTO HIS ALTERNATE SELF. AND NOT ONLY DID THEY CRASH INTO EACH OTHER, THEY FUCKING MERGED INTO ONE PERSON. IT WAS LIKE WATCHING A POKÉMON EVOLUTION BUT WITH HUMANS IT WAS HORRIFYING.
AND THATS NOT THE WORST PART. WE ALSO LOST THE PING FOR CHESIL. WE DON'T KNOW WHERE SHE IS OR IF SHE'S SAFE. WE CAN'T TRACK HER AT ALL AND GOTHITELLE IS EXHAUSTED. 💀💀
UZYAR/A? IS STILL PASSED OUT. EURY AND ELDI ARE PANICKING. BURNET IS IN THE MIDDLE OF PUTTING LEI DOWN FOR A NAP SO SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHATS HAPPENED YET. I HAVENT SLEPT IN 3 DAYS BECAUSE IVE BEEN WORKING AS A SAR RESPONDER AND THE DAY I DECIDE IM GONNA SLEEP THIS SHIT HAPPENS. OH MY GOD.
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UPDATE: i managed to get through to chesil and she's doing okay. she's currently a sitting duck though since she only has her espeon on her and nothing else. her prosthetics are also missing since she fell in the hole while in bed relaxing.
im trying to get to her but burnet says it might take her and eurydice a few days before she can remotely open a wormhole. eurydice offered to fly her out here but she still wants to keep an eye on alt chesil and rosie since they love fistfighting. plus, traveling back and forth would be time consuming (eurydice offered to give her a ride on aristotle and i threatened to put eurydice's rocks back into archeology sites if she did that)
uzyar's situation is a little more dire. alt me has him cornered in some ruins and alt eurydice is on her way for backup. hes trying to get out of the area before she gets here since all his pokémon are struggling to do anything after days of fighting and due to the lack of food.
we didn't manage to snag a tracker on alt me because alt me noticed it too fast but we got it on alt eurydice. we're trying to lure her to chesil's area since she was nearby so we can get a bit more potent energy and potentially open a wormhole.
In my defense, I didn't know how fun physically fighting someone was until I threw the first punch and she's really good at being really annoying (but she's great so it cancels out). Also it's not like we're gonna kill each other so I don't know why Burnet is worried
(I'm currently trying to convince Burnet to go while offering the alternative of going in her place)
We still don't have an exact location for Uzyar, do we?
no we don't, he's harder to track because we're using a psychic type to track people and he's a dark type trainer.
burnet's just a little worried you two are gonna end up at a hospital. plus we aren't sure if the wormhole for chesil is gonna open here in galar or in alola, so eury being here and burnet being in alola can cover in both areas. they said a lot of stuff that im not gonna repeat because i was absolutely fried by the laws of astro and quantum physics but general consensus is "we don't know yet" 🫠
UPDATE: i managed to get through to chesil and she's doing okay. she's currently a sitting duck though since she only has her espeon on her and nothing else. her prosthetics are also missing since she fell in the hole while in bed relaxing.
im trying to get to her but burnet says it might take her and eurydice a few days before she can remotely open a wormhole. eurydice offered to fly her out here but she still wants to keep an eye on alt chesil and rosie since they love fistfighting. plus, traveling back and forth would be time consuming (eurydice offered to give her a ride on aristotle and i threatened to put eurydice's rocks back into archeology sites if she did that)
uzyar's situation is a little more dire. alt me has him cornered in some ruins and alt eurydice is on her way for backup. hes trying to get out of the area before she gets here since all his pokémon are struggling to do anything after days of fighting and due to the lack of food.
we didn't manage to snag a tracker on alt me because alt me noticed it too fast but we got it on alt eurydice. we're trying to lure her to chesil's area since she was nearby so we can get a bit more potent energy and potentially open a wormhole.
i- i think we have to return them to the other me and other eury, but we'll see. not much improvement here on my end. other me is really hard to track and we havent gotten the right moment to put the tracker on them :/
//hi, syi here.
IM SO SORRY I GOT CONSUMED BY MY ONE PIECE FIXATION AND MY YUMESONA I TOTALLY FORGOT THERE WAS AN ONGOING ARC ON THIS ACC CJKDCJKF
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UPDATE ON CHESIL: we found her coordinates and sent them to uzyar. apparently she sensed that we were trying to find her and periodically asked her pokémon to use psychic on something, which led to gothitelle finding her psychic energy.
i tried texting her old number but she hasn't responded. uzyar is still trying to get to her, but with two champion level hitmen after him (his words, not mine. apparently alternate me and alternate eury are insane and have a pretty nasty advantage on him.) he might abort the mission to save his own skin. from what gothitelle saw, chesil wasn't being chased down by the alternates, so we think she's safe for now—we're trying to get an effective communication network with her but the best idea i have is buying a rotom phone and both eury and eldi looked at me like i was insane, so maybe not.
UPDATE ON A: takeru managed to get him to talk about his own world and his pokemon team. his world, best i can describe it, is near-apocalyptic. not in the zombie sense, but definitely pretty bad for everyone involved—galar is out of power, there's no clean drinking water, and the climate is near unliveable. and like i hypothesized, they're hunting down tasnuk's remains for a "reset." for anyone who doesn't know tasnuk is an old god known as the "ancient evil." it died a few centuries ago, and its remains are pretty potent weapons and can change a lot of things in a world, it can also produce really really bad apocalypses.
hyalinae is responsible for finding these remains and sealing them off or taking them before anyone else can use them. unfortunately for everyone involved, uzyar, eurydice, and i are also part of tasnuk's remains.
we encountered it in an alternate universe as kids and it, being evil, decided to amuse itself with our misery. eventually it died, but before that happened, uzyar and eurydice made a deal with it to free us, and it, being a little bitch, cursed me before it died. thats basically the rundown of what happened to us.
uzyar and i have pretty potent energy (mine being more potent because that fuckass curse is really strong and uzyars also being pretty potent because his deal basically changed the world), which is likely why the alternates are trying to kill him and A is acting like im gonna explode, it seems they have some sort of sixth sense that allows them to sense tasnuk remains.
eldi is letting me decide what to do for them, but hopefully we can come to a compromise. not with alternate eury though, she's kind of feral. the tasnuk thing explains why they haven't attacked chesil as well—chesil never had contact with it, so they likely won't target her unless they eant to use her as hostage bait.
I have no fucking clue what to do now or how to get her to go anywhere with me but I found her
She's hanging out on one of Melemele's beaches rn. I don't know how to get her to Burnet. Help.
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SHIT ROSIE YOU THE BOSS. ummm.... okay this is going to sound very strange, but alternate chesil may be a bit of a pyromaniac (and a bit of a psycho), just tell her theres like. an area where she can burn miniature houses and towns and stuff where you can keep her contained. she's very easy to entertain. maybe she'll like fairies and fire types? if memory serves, she's also fond of psychics, but im not sure if it'll apply here.
i'll ask eldi to try and find our counterpart faster, i'm worried about her, since she isn't really a battler...
Talking to Burnet rn tho. She's getting something set up and I will attempt to entertain her with Stelle in the meantime? Or we'll set driftwood on fire. Wish me luck
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I have no fucking clue what to do now or how to get her to go anywhere with me but I found her
She's hanging out on one of Melemele's beaches rn. I don't know how to get her to Burnet. Help.
-🌹
SHIT ROSIE YOU THE BOSS. ummm.... okay this is going to sound very strange, but alternate chesil may be a bit of a pyromaniac (and a bit of a psycho), just tell her theres like. an area where she can burn miniature houses and towns and stuff where you can keep her contained. she's very easy to entertain. maybe she'll like fairies and fire types? if memory serves, she's also fond of psychics, but im not sure if it'll apply here.
i'll ask eldi to try and find our counterpart faster, i'm worried about her, since she isn't really a battler...
