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obi-wan sneaking around the death star + the pink panther theme song
If you didn’t lose your shit at that very first chord you’re lying
I’m 90% sure we’ve discussed this but imagine Rey and Finn narrating everything Kylo does. Just to annoy him.
Also imagine them going full crocodile hunter on him.
“LOOK. THE WILD KYLO REN, HAVING RECENTLY WOKEN UP. ITS GROGGY, BITTER, AND IN SEARCH OF ITS MORNING COFFEE. IN THIS STATE IT IS INCREDIBLY DANGEROUS TO APPROACH.”
“LETS POKE IT WITH A STICK”
“NOW WE CAN’T GET TOO CLOSE BECAUSE WE DON’T WANT TO DISTURB HIM IN HIS NATURAL HABITAT.”
“I AM GOING TO TRY TO CAPTURE IT” /REY CROUCHES/
Kylo is oblivious to the incoming pounce
There’s aloud this as Rey pounces, koala-bearing onto a Kylo who is too tired for this shit so early in the morning, so there’s a louder thud and a grunt as the two fall to the floor.
Rey: GOT ‘IM
Finn: CRIKEY LOOK AT THE SIZE OF ‘IM
Rey: HES BEAUTIFUL
Finn laying his head on those tits™: so soft too….
Kylo half asleep: please get off me
Kylo: every morning you two do this… don’t you get tired of it?
Rey: ISNT HE A BEAUT
Finn, prying open his mouth: AND LOOK AT THOSE CHOMPERS.
Rey, looking at a camera that isn’t there: A SINGLE BITE COULD TURN US ON FOR HOURS
Kylo: I just wanted coffee.
the veep awakens
Star Wars GoT Crossover

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“torture buddies”
Dafuq…..
What the fuck is torture buddies?
The writer of the Poe Dameron comics series’ way of having Poe interact with Rey, that’s what. Thank the Maker there’s a porg that kinda broke up the conversation every so often.
Okay but Phasma calling you a ‘disrespectful, disobedient slut’ reblog if you agree
my two post tlj headcanons: phasma lives and kylo ren sucks at ruling
Watch it, Poe!
my version of TLJ
I wish this was canon

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Now that Kylo Ren is Supreme Leader, Hux needs an upgrade
you know that feel when you have friends 2″ taller than you and they never let you forget it
(before y’all message me about gwendoline cristie’s height I got phasma’s info from the sw databank so take it up with them)
tlj is looking great
No offence but where is Adam Drivers Oscar?
every minute i spent on this was worth it

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HE CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!!!
cry-lo ren