Chiss Mast
For an organization that didnât believe in torture, Kylo thought the Resistance did a damn fine job of it. Huxâs boys really had nothing on them. He had assumed that when heâd been unceremoniously chucked into the enemy camp six months after the coup, bleeding and still suffocating from the force collar, that he would be imprisoned faster than a fathier lap. He just hadnât bargained on her.
â...all the lights are shiningâŚâ she sang off key under her breath. She sighed and wiggled over as far as she could from the ceiling leak, given how thoroughly she was bound. Unfortunately she kept on humming once tight force collar let her catch her breath after her pitiful maneuver.
Heâd already taunted her for being deserted yet again, kicked as far and hard in her direction as the manacles allowed, and screamed at the door that heâd give them the location of every First Order base he knew if theyâd just let him out of the room. He thought heâd try bashing his head against the wall until he passed out next, but itâd be his luck heâd be paralized and listening to her stupid singing for the rest of his existence.
At least theyâd probably execute him soon. Kylo Ren, always the optimist.
â... and I donât care about the pheasants underneath the Chiss mast tree..â
âKriffing FUCK, Rey, itâs PRESENTS. Not PHEASANTS.â
âUh, no? Why would there be presents under a tree? People would just take them. Birds live in trees, Kylo.â She rolled her eyes. âI saw them on Takodana.â
âPeople would take trees into their DWELLINGS. And put lights on them. And. Put. PRESENTS. UNDER. THEM,â articulating every word with a bang against the rivets on the panel behind him. Unconsciousness would be sweet relief.
âTrees donât fit in vases, Kylo. Do you really have to lie about everything? Why donât you like, meditate or something? Ponder your greatest cape swishes? Whatever it is a sculag like you thinks about.â
âIâd like to,â he ground out through his teeth. âIf someone would just shut their karking caf-hole.â
â...baby all I want for Chiss mast is youâŚâ
Kylo looked straight at the one-way glass on the far wall.
âKill me now.â















