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i do not identify as a boy or girl, i identify as a nuisance. an irritant. a fool and a problem

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

there’s a joke to be made about pilots here but i can’t think of one rn

HOW I AM SO CONFUSED

i like sailing myths and superstitions because most of them can be boiled down to "if the ocean doesn't like you it will chew you up and spit out your bones. and if it really loves you it will swallow you whole and keep you forever. good luck 👍"

best use of the underwater filter on this app

if you hired a galapagos finch as a linecook it would perfectly evolve a beak to optimally smoke cigarettes behind the dumpsters