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you know who’s gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life

New headcannon: everyone in that song is gay except the Piano Man who has no idea he’s playing at a gay bar and the staff and regulars have a betting pool on how long he’ll take to finally figure it out. So far John is ahead.

“The manager gives me a smile ‘cause he knows that it’s me they’ve been coming to see” also implies that the Piano Man is possibly an incredibly attractive but oblivious himbo, and if you listen to the rest of it imagining that, this all fits a little too well.

this makes too much sense. Also, the full quote is “Now John at the bar is a friend of mine. He gets me my drinks for free. And he’s quick with a joke or to light up your smoke. But there’s someplace that he’d rather be” Yes, your bed, he wants to be on your bed honey, that’s not a joke, he is flirting with you.

Lighting another man’s cigarette is some old-school gay cruising.

You know, good on him for just rolling with it.

cd has a hole. record has a hole. casette has 2 holes. streaming? zero holes. i think i’ve made my point

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

beam me up scotty (beam me up inside) can’t beam up (beam me up inside)

How the Ray of Light album by Madonna got me feeling. I'm waiting for her to speed down the highway

affirmations: in 2027 nine inch nails will announce another tour in which 61-62 year old trent reznor wears fishnets and performs get down make love for the first time since 2009

when trent reznor used blowjobs as a metaphor for being a real man by bottling up your misery. when trent reznor used penetration as a purposeful dig at conservativism. when trent reznor used pregnancy horror as a metaphor for the lingering desire of addiction. when trent reznor had gay guys fucking in two of his music videos. when trent reznor used blowjobs as a metaphor for celebrity culture. when trent reznor covered get down make love. when trent reznor said "well, maybe God will cover up His eyes." when trent reznor used blowjobs as a metaphor for authoritarianism and the apocalypse and forcible drug usage. when trent reznor co-created the challengers and queer soundtracks. when trent reznor made a BDSM torture porn movie and put bob flanagan in it. when trent reznor said fist fuck. when trent reznor said "the devil wants to fuck me in the back of his car." when trent reznor wore lipstick and smoky eyeshadow and fishnets and a looott of leather. when trent reznor dressed as a woman to avoid the paparazzi. when trent reznor used blowjobs as a metaphor for…something. when trent reznor apparently turned at least two people's boyfriends gay. synth faggot. you get it

throw your hair in a messy bun, drink some blood, put on some nine inch nails and jerk off face down

seriously can we get this guy in latex gloves and a blindfold and tied up again at 61 years old Please