Emi ♡

I’ll see y’all same time next month for our manifestation of a Guy or Aaron Bonus Audio

Darlin's car bumpers be covered with ductape, the classic garbage bag as the new window. The passenger door being held together by bungee cords. Every now they beat the crap out of their radio for it to work properly again. Probably had a big crack across their windshield from a stupid pebble.

Meanwhile Milo be crawling from the backseat of his car to get into the driver seat because the door no longer opens from the outside. His car no longer drives straight the moment he hits a certian speed so he looks like he constantly fighting the wheel to stay in his lane. Air conditioning was nonexistent in his car and his windows didn't fully roll down so they didn't really help.

At some point they both hit the classic push-start and still refused to get a new car because in their words the car was still in good condition. So unbothered by their car having various issues they probably wouldn't blink an eye if their brakes wouldn't work, because they would've no doubt found another way to break.

Their car was never choosen whenever they went out because the others were deeply afraid of getting in. Sometimes joking that they would actually die if they got into the car. Meanwhile Darlin or Milo be yelling for them to get in the stupid car already because surprise, surprise their horn doesn't work.

THE DRAGON?!? THE FUCKASS DRAGON!!!

Listen, i get it he's hot, everyone in the comments of the video he first appeared in was like "omg the dragon can get it" "ohh forget about Elliot then theres that dragon" i get it, but a whole ba that could have gone to FUCKING FOOL DAVID, THE LOVE OF MY GODDAMN LIFE AND YOU GIVE IT TO A DRAGON WE SAW THAT ONE TIME!!!

Like how he rubs his thumb gently across the back of their hand when they hold hands

How he makes sure to end every night with a sweet kiss and an “I love you”

How he notices immediately when you feel off, and pampers you without you even telling him

How he notices when you’re silent, and also what type of silent. Sometimes you’re deep in thought. Other times the thoughts start consuming you. Guy knows the difference between the two and will intervene when it’s the latter with a kiss to your forehead and words he knows will make you giggle

How he never forgets an anniversary. Even the smaller ones like the day of your first kiss.

How he makes your coffee perfectly every time every morning

How he takes care of you when you can’t take care of yourself

How he gently removes your makeup and glasses when you fall asleep on the couch after a long day

How he doesn’t forget to do your skincare after as well

How he always brings something home to give to you after work, be it chocolate or pizza or even a flower he found along the way

How he will pick you up from work if he finished early, arms outstretched and waiting for a well earned hug

How he closes his eyes and buries his nose in the crook of your neck, savouring every moment you have together

Deep voice, big muscles, Tall