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It’s Porter this month…
Cosmic Funnies
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shark vs the universe
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Love Begins
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if i look back, i am lost
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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I’ll see y’all same time next month for our manifestation of a Guy or Aaron Bonus Audio
It’s Porter this month…

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Guy is dramatic and will shut down and “die” if Honey can’t pay attention to him after some time.
He’ll collapse and lay on the floor and play fly sounds from his phone. Every few seconds he’ll take a peek to see if Honey’s watching before continuing the act.
You can't tell me that Milo & Darlin didn't own janked up cars as teens. They didn't care how bad their car was, all that mattered as if the car could still get them from point a to point b and back.
Darlin's car bumpers be covered with ductape, the classic garbage bag as the new window. The passenger door being held together by bungee cords. Every now they beat the crap out of their radio for it to work properly again. Probably had a big crack across their windshield from a stupid pebble.
Meanwhile Milo be crawling from the backseat of his car to get into the driver seat because the door no longer opens from the outside. His car no longer drives straight the moment he hits a certian speed so he looks like he constantly fighting the wheel to stay in his lane. Air conditioning was nonexistent in his car and his windows didn't fully roll down so they didn't really help.
At some point they both hit the classic push-start and still refused to get a new car because in their words the car was still in good condition. So unbothered by their car having various issues they probably wouldn't blink an eye if their brakes wouldn't work, because they would've no doubt found another way to break.
Their car was never choosen whenever they went out because the others were deeply afraid of getting in. Sometimes joking that they would actually die if they got into the car. Meanwhile Darlin or Milo be yelling for them to get in the stupid car already because surprise, surprise their horn doesn't work.
Never got a new car for years until their car actually died and even the repair shop was like yeah it time to give up on this junk. But jokes on them because instead of getting a newer car they straight up got another one.
as someone who drives a car as old as me, yes
New BA kinda spoilers
THE DRAGON?!? THE FUCKASS DRAGON!!!
Listen, i get it he's hot, everyone in the comments of the video he first appeared in was like "omg the dragon can get it" "ohh forget about Elliot then theres that dragon" i get it, but a whole ba that could have gone to FUCKING FOOL DAVID, THE LOVE OF MY GODDAMN LIFE AND YOU GIVE IT TO A DRAGON WE SAW THAT ONE TIME!!!
I REALLLLLLY thought it was gonna be David wtf happened 😭
Guy, in between all his silliness, shows his love for Honey in a myriad of ways.
Like how he rubs his thumb gently across the back of their hand when they hold hands
How he makes sure to end every night with a sweet kiss and an “I love you”
How he notices immediately when you feel off, and pampers you without you even telling him
How he notices when you’re silent, and also what type of silent. Sometimes you’re deep in thought. Other times the thoughts start consuming you. Guy knows the difference between the two and will intervene when it’s the latter with a kiss to your forehead and words he knows will make you giggle
How he never forgets an anniversary. Even the smaller ones like the day of your first kiss.
How he makes your coffee perfectly every time every morning
How he takes care of you when you can’t take care of yourself
How he gently removes your makeup and glasses when you fall asleep on the couch after a long day
How he doesn’t forget to do your skincare after as well
How he always brings something home to give to you after work, be it chocolate or pizza or even a flower he found along the way
How he will pick you up from work if he finished early, arms outstretched and waiting for a well earned hug
How he closes his eyes and buries his nose in the crook of your neck, savouring every moment you have together
How he holds you a little tighter on those days you feel down for no particular reason
Im genuinely ill bro where is my man

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Everyone been sleeping on Milo TOO LONG❗️❗️
redraw of the one harvey drawing i did that i love heheheh also some extra harvey’s as a treat <3
hello Harvey sdv enjoyers
i need him carnally
Oh my
this is actually worse than david vs. sam for me ARE YOU KIDDING
remember in p.e. when they'd take a bunch of insecure teenagers & be like "today we're going to play basketball" and then not teach you how to play basketball. and then put you in a group with guys who were obsessed with basketball and would get mad at you for not knowing how to play basketball. why did they do that
I grew up hating kickball because it was always supposed to be the fun game we played when we got everything done, but I didn't know how to play. And it was always "everyone knows how to play right?" and I was never taught and learned about anxiety at the age of 8 when like 20 of my classmates started screaming "RUNNNN" at me all at once.

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remember in p.e. when they'd take a bunch of insecure teenagers & be like "today we're going to play basketball" and then not teach you how to play basketball. and then put you in a group with guys who were obsessed with basketball and would get mad at you for not knowing how to play basketball. why did they do that
I grew up hating kickball because it was always supposed to be the fun game we played when we got everything done, but I didn't know how to play. And it was always "everyone knows how to play right?" and I was never taught and learned about anxiety at the age of 8 when like 20 of my classmates started screaming "RUNNNN" at me all at once.
guys if redacted was made into a tv show who would you wanna play
i wanna be lovely
No one's saying sweetheart 😭 please they're so badass
i appreciate asexual perverts but they get enough attention tbh. shoutout my asexuals with no hoes boring as hell no kinks no dirty magazines no riske drawings just completely winning the idgaf war
I love being the biggest loser anyone has ever seen 😛
hear me out…
“Hear me out” and it’s the most conventionally attractive alien father figure you’ve ever seen
I mean? Yeah? Gantu is obviously conventionally attractive
Deep voice, big muscles, Tall
Like. What am i missing here?
honey he has a fish for a head
So what, all of a sudden mermaids aren't hot?
Is Captain Gantu (Lilo & Stitch, 2002) a "Normie" Hear-Me-Out Pick?
absolutely that is a conventionally attractive alien
no he has a fish for a head
Quick reminder because I love ya’ll -
“My eyes were brown.”
Phone on the table.

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and yall wouldnt be calling darlin a bitch is darlin used he/him and had a listener now would ya
infact i believe darlin would be more popular than porter in most instances BUT THAT is a hot take
I CANT STOP WINNING!!