*wave*

Out of all of the terms and phrases that have lost meaning and been taken over by non black people “crash out” has definitely been the most fascinating to me

At most they are tweaking

kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it

HOLY SHIT

@kwyeon

why are dudes in fanfic always getting hit with freight train orgasms. why not an orient express orgasm, classy and romantic. where are the shinkansen train orgasms? his orgasm hit him like the TGV atlantique breaking the passenger rail speed record. like the shanghai maglev, his orgasm was a feat of engineering but something of a commercial disappointment.

sometimes life puts you in the same situation again to see if you’re still a dumbass

here's a funny conversation topic i had a with a friend: if you're over the age of 25, when's the last time you really *ran* in a panic, like you were gonna be late? (things like a marathon don't count) and what was it for?