frog lady

crash bandicoot is a twink

(in the passenger seat) look there. you see it? three crows flying east-a good omen! the signs urge us to speed through this school zone

the hundred years war 

the tumblrina is, by nature, unemployed in spirit — even when trapped in her place of employment, encumbered with obligations, she disregards them, firing off mediocre posts across all subject matters at great speed. thus posting is revealed not as a ritualistic-spiritual practice, as theorised by historians in previous eras, with less access to source material, but rather as the (strikingly contemporary!) 21st century laborer's attempt to break free of the shakles of alienation, even if only for a moment. even a zero note post is fifteen minutes not spent on admin, as some of the primary sources remark.

softestapril: Happy future birthday to Burt Snakehole Ludgate Karate Dracula Macklin Demon Jack-o-Lantern Dwyer (or Jack for short), born October 31, 2023.

watch as leninists conveniently ignore that he said this