Thank god I'm gay because honestly... women

"middle aged women shouldn't participate in fandom" and you think it's teenagers that are writing those brilliant, incisive 100k fics of your favourite characters

Louder.

the intense sapphic urge to have a wife. to call someone my wife casually. to live with a wife. to be a wife to them too. for a wife to call me their wife. yes.

in many ways tumblr is truly garbage but the fact that your follower count is not public and there’s no way to become “verified” is so sexy

straight people should have to wear “VISITOR” badges when they go to gay bars

sir that’s my emotional support assassin

no offense but why wasn’t bones a lesbian…everything about her screams gay but nope she had to get with uhh whats-his-face……great value david duchovny

dude from buffy

DAVID BOREANAZ

one time i said john kraskinski’s greatest achievement was becoming emily blunt’s husband and my mom got offended she was like “what if you said that about a woman” and i was like “if some woman married emily blunt that would also be her greatest achievement what’s your point”

#p sure john krasinki thinks john krasinski’s greatest accomplishment is marrying emily blunt

so this kid he used to bully me in middle school before i got tough, well this is kind of a funny story. so i sugar from time to time but my latest sugar mommys house is so extra and i didnt bring my glasses but im going through the house because she told me to make myself at home and i see a family photo and im just like he looks really familiar but i cant make out shit. and so she and i start talking and shes like yeah i have a son your age actually and im just like wait… and she was like you’ll meet him later when we go to the car show, and im just like fuckin wait.. and we get to the car show and its me and her we’re holding hands being friendly and shes like and heres my son. and i shit u not this is the same dude who used to fucking bully me in middle school and he starts fucking crying because he didnt know his mom was lesbian and i was just like hey its been a while, but im getting fucked by your mom.

me caring is a publicity stunt

Asexuals are confused. Bisexuals are confused. Pansexuals are confused. Homosexuals are confused. Heterosexuals are confused. Everyone is confused as to why you think you should have a say about a relationship that doesn’t involve you.

this ended so nicely.

And also how to do taxes. We’re confused about how to do taxes too.

I hate being in that mood where nothing’s really wrong but nothing feels right either