Ranty Rabbit

My coworkers annoy the living shit out of me....

Mr Racist is the manager. Immigrant. Douchebag. Expects things in this country to be like it is in his home country. When it isn’t he freaks out. Over complicates everything. Hates interracial dating; makes snide comments( i am in an interracial relationship) Refers to people of other races than his own as “not that smart” or “they don’t think like us”

Mr Shitface is my so-called “supervisor.” The term supervisor used loosely here. Very poor hygiene, as in stinks all the time. Downloads Hentai/Porn on his work computer. Spends hours in the bathroom, probably jacking off while taking a dump. Spineless. Lazy. Piece of shit who treats people like they are less then him. Shifts his duties to other people because he is “soooo busy” but in actual reality he sits for 9 hours a day not doing anything. This guy and Mr Racist are most probably engaging in some questionable behavior since they’re so deep up each other’s assholes. Makes weird ass noises all day, digs his ears and nose. Wears a shirt stating something about how smart and attractive he is.

Ms Busybody is childish AF. Goes around making stupid jokes that no one but her laughs at. Office administrator who thinks off herself as the boss around here. Always fishes for personal information. The inspiration behind this post. Irritating voice and laugh. Thinks she should be invited to my wedding and that other employees have the obligation to tell her any personal news i.e pregnancy/wedding news. Has an opinion on everything and everyone. Never shuts up. Walks around everyday singing:  “it’s Monday, It’s Monday” even when it’s not fucking Monday. Thinks she’s the smartest and toughest person on this planet. Walks around complaining about how “hard she works” each day. Feeds any information she gets to Mr. Racist. Backstabbing bitch asked why I am so pissed off these days... because i fucking hate you all.

Ms TMI feels the need to share any and all personal information related to her very screwed up homelife at work. Has loud personal telephone conversations and sometimes proceeds to slam the phone whenever irritated. Not one month goes by in which she doesn’t stay a day at home. Complain when she is not paid in full even though she takes off as much. Always complains about her car troubles. Followed my fiance like a tail when he was working here. Drinks so much you can smell it on her. Complains about her monster kids being, well monsters. Sits and plays 3D Mahjong at work all day, every day and then throws a fit when she’s called out about her poor job performance.Thinks i’m her best friend @_@. Drives by my house on weekends to check if i’m home...(no comment) Has this incessant, irritating, loud cough. 

Ms Gossip is besties with Mr Racist, Mr Shitface and Ms Busybody. Complains nonstop about other people not doing HER job for her. Sits and plays Gummydrop on her phone all day. Has a side job as a translator for an insurance company; a job which she conducts out of this office. Loves walking around the office looking for something to gossip about. Hates Ms TMI very much.Comments on everyone’s (incl clients) weight, clothes and hair in the form of backhanded compliments. Told a Muslim man his beard makes him look old. Told a client she looked like an old man previously. Ironically she isn’t a supermodel herself and has an apparent insecurity about the flab around her tummy. Apparently she flips her shit when its mentioned. 

Its moments like these that make me wanna rip of someone's head.