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Darkness, to Ventus: It’s me, boy, I’m the PS5, speaking to you inside your brain. Listen to me boy, leave the girl. We don’t need her. Come with me and play my games. We’ll have cowboy times in space Doo Doo Doo Doo. Yeah you need me boy your free will is an illusion

I think kingdom hearts was actually just that one really weird game for the v-cast that got lost to time in like the mid-200's or something? everything else has just been wild speculation by a bunch of very dedicated lost media enthusiasts who are tying to guess where the story would go.

yeah!! the third century was super cool... kind of insane that something so old got a cultural renaissance with all these fangames but i suppose it's well into the public domain now

Can't believe Kingdom Hearts, the oldest story known to man dated back to before the Epic of Gilgamesh, is still getting new content today.... I bet so many people were playing these games while they were fighting off the mongol invasions in the 13th to 14th centuries

I feel like one of the relationship archetypes that get people really unwell over media is "duo of characters practically tailor made for a "Two Birds" animatic"

a loving relationship between a guy who says “wowza!” and a guy who says “hm. intriguing.”

if they rebooted austin powers it would either be the most tone deaf unfunny incredibly offensive movie in years OR they'd do it right and really keep with the times in being very self aware and it would be one of the best films in decades. austin powers would be a massive support of trans rights because trans women means more women for him to shag

oh your pronouns are she/they? well baby lemme she/them titties shagadelic

austin powers discovers bisexuality and it blows his fucking mind

there's a mid credits scene of him celebrating his first planned encounter with a man and him making a comment about how he's finally been with "both" genders, where he's then informed of non-binary people existing and how there's a whole world of genders for him to explore and it freeze frames on his shocked but absolutely delighted face