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mocking big noses should get you killed

every choice quietly destroys countless versions of the future, and living means never knowing which abandoned life might have felt most true

ever since i was a little girl i knew i won’t be participating

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

here's a reminder to DO IT! but only if you want

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

hey where are all those who swore that it was rigged in favor of argentina? you guys promised me a rigged final and that we would win! i want my money back :(