when in doubt, meme it out

finding out picasso died in 1973 feels like the fakest thing ive ever heard. everyone talks about him like he lived in a cave with nothing but a torch and paint he made from berries or bear shit or somethin but nah this dude probably sat down watchin looney tunes thinkin “damn i should draw some dude with a nose on his forehead thatd be dope” i feel so lied to

if you ask any swedish person “what happens on christmas at 3 pm?” they will know….. donald duck.

the best thing abt cats is when ur letting them sniff ur hand to see if theyll let you pet them & they smush their face into ur hand in approval… makes me feel honored

no matter who u are or where ur from, vocaloid changed ur life. whether u liked it at the beginning or as it got more popular or u dont even like vocaloid or u have never even heard of it, or u even live in a dimension where vocaloid never existed, it changed u and u owe hatsune miku ur life AND bones, and if u ever forget this it will be your last mistake

people who put video tutorials online for literally everything are the backbone of this society i would be nowhere without the comfort that whenever i don’t know how to do something painfully simple i can look it up like i bet i could look up ‘how to preheat the oven’ and there’d be endless videos and i never have to look like a complete idiot again. thank you all for saving my life 

Rick Riordan But Every Time He Publishes A New Book It Gets Gayer