My anaconda dOn’t. wAnt. nUn. unless you’ve gOt. bUNz. HUN!

who would win? matilda or eleven

they’d become best friends

you know what youre absolutely right

once when i was really drunk i broke into demi lovato’s house and took a shit in her living room 

“YEET”

what do u mean “what have i been up to” … i’m out here ruining my own life as always bitch

Have you ever really thought about how when you look at the moon, it’s the same moon Shakespeare and Marie Antoinette and Van Gogh and Cleopatra looked at.

do you ever use a pen and you’re just blown away by how smoothly it glides across the page and how the ink flows out so beautifully like tears of jesus or something

Some people must experience the world in a more exciting way than I do