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Item: Orb of Gorilla Summoning

‘project hail mary is about the power of friendship’ ‘project hail mary is about hope’ ‘project hail mary is about accidentally becoming too important at work’ wrong wrong wrong you’re all wrong. project hail mary is about what it would take for a single man in his 30s to own a fully paid off beachfront property in today’s economy

#how to afford homeownership as a millennial STEP ONE: for the past few million years single-celled life has been evolving on tau-ceti e‚

Understanding that there is no objectively good art has many benefits, but a favorite of mine is being granted the ability to see that you hate corporate memphis for the same reason people hated fruitiger aero ten years ago, and that people will like corporate memphis ten years from now for the same reason you like fruitiger aero now: because it's the opposite of the thing that's in popular use right now, and reminds you of being ten years younger

Americans trying to explain that they don’t want to see long text posts: so imagine a burger

following people who are into wrestling is just like "holy shit johnny appleseed just hit burner hurtzog (evil artfilm director-themed wrestler) with the Prostate Puncher 5000! can't fucking stand that guy!" like all day long

just remembered that my middle school bullies were named Chase and Hunter. what was up with that. what was going on there.

I know exactly who i am and thats awesome i am gay guy 456675

Green heron (Butorides virescens)