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@kurt-tessy
Hello there! My name is Kurt Tess, and I’m a prosecutor!
Currently I live in London with my wife Charity and my son Quinn! My niece Persephone lives here as well.
My favorite band is Tally Hall, and my favorite song of theirs is Cannibal.
Please, feel free to ask me anything
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Haha @kurt-tessy this meme reminds me of you
Awwww, that’s just like me!
Hey, the name’s Kurt Tess! I haven’t seen you before, would you like some frog eye salad? I promise it doesn’t have actual frog eyes in it, that’s just its name
( @kurt-tessy )
…What exactly is in frog eye salad? The name is ugly for my beautiful self.
Oh it’s just a little something we make in my home state of Michigan! Here, try some! I brought some to give to you!
Hmph… I suppose I can try little bit. Spasibo.
*Well, at least he put the mirror down.*
Oh hey, you speak Russian? My wife’s boss’s boyfriend who is also my best friend’s long-distance boyfriend is Russian!
I can never understand him when he goes oh his weird rants about… idk like science stuff?
Da, I have lived most of my life in Russia. I can easy help translate if you ever need it.
*Anything to boost his ego.*
What does “твоя мать была шлюхой” mean?
Am… am I saying that right? He told it to my wife once and she just laughed. It must mean something funny, right?
*He couldn’t really contain his laugh either.*
“Oh, poor soul! It is very funny indeed!”
*He wasn’t letting this information go easy. This was priceless.*
Oh, that’s good to know!
Once he told his boyfriend “Я хочу, чтобы ты был в спальне” which I assume was offensive in some way because his boyfriend’s face went red with what I assume was anger
He calls me “Грустный человек” which i actually do know what it means, it means “sad man” since i was really depressed when we first met.
*He almost choked on his laughter.*
Oh, I don’t know about offensive, but it could make one red indeed! You are right about sad man though.
Ummm… yeah… uh…
Yeah I don’t know what to do now. My wife usually helps me with stuff like this… ending conversations…
Honestly it’s a miracle I passed the bar in two countries when I’m bad at people skills haha….
Hey, the name’s Kurt Tess! I haven’t seen you before, would you like some frog eye salad? I promise it doesn’t have actual frog eyes in it, that’s just its name
( @kurt-tessy )
…What exactly is in frog eye salad? The name is ugly for my beautiful self.
Oh it’s just a little something we make in my home state of Michigan! Here, try some! I brought some to give to you!
Hmph… I suppose I can try little bit. Spasibo.
*Well, at least he put the mirror down.*
Oh hey, you speak Russian? My wife’s boss’s boyfriend who is also my best friend’s long-distance boyfriend is Russian!
I can never understand him when he goes oh his weird rants about… idk like science stuff?
Da, I have lived most of my life in Russia. I can easy help translate if you ever need it.
*Anything to boost his ego.*
What does “твоя мать была шлюхой” mean?
Am… am I saying that right? He told it to my wife once and she just laughed. It must mean something funny, right?
*He couldn’t really contain his laugh either.*
“Oh, poor soul! It is very funny indeed!”
*He wasn’t letting this information go easy. This was priceless.*
Oh, that’s good to know!
Once he told his boyfriend “Я хочу, чтобы ты был в спальне” which I assume was offensive in some way because his boyfriend’s face went red with what I assume was anger
He calls me “Грустный человек” which i actually do know what it means, it means “sad man” since i was really depressed when we first met.
Hey, the name’s Kurt Tess! I haven’t seen you before, would you like some frog eye salad? I promise it doesn’t have actual frog eyes in it, that’s just its name
( @kurt-tessy )
…What exactly is in frog eye salad? The name is ugly for my beautiful self.
Oh it’s just a little something we make in my home state of Michigan! Here, try some! I brought some to give to you!
Hmph… I suppose I can try little bit. Spasibo.
*Well, at least he put the mirror down.*
Oh hey, you speak Russian? My wife’s boss’s boyfriend who is also my best friend’s long-distance boyfriend is Russian!
I can never understand him when he goes oh his weird rants about… idk like science stuff?
Da, I have lived most of my life in Russia. I can easy help translate if you ever need it.
*Anything to boost his ego.*
What does “твоя мать была шлюхой” mean?
Am… am I saying that right? He told it to my wife once and she just laughed. It must mean something funny, right?
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Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Hey, the name’s Kurt Tess! I haven’t seen you before, would you like some frog eye salad? I promise it doesn’t have actual frog eyes in it, that’s just its name
( @kurt-tessy )
…What exactly is in frog eye salad? The name is ugly for my beautiful self.
Oh it’s just a little something we make in my home state of Michigan! Here, try some! I brought some to give to you!
Hmph… I suppose I can try little bit. Spasibo.
*Well, at least he put the mirror down.*
Oh hey, you speak Russian? My wife’s boss’s boyfriend who is also my best friend’s long-distance boyfriend is Russian!
I can never understand him when he goes oh his weird rants about… idk like science stuff?
Hey, the name’s Kurt Tess! I haven’t seen you before, would you like some frog eye salad? I promise it doesn’t have actual frog eyes in it, that’s just its name
( @kurt-tessy )
…What exactly is in frog eye salad? The name is ugly for my beautiful self.
Oh it’s just a little something we make in my home state of Michigan! Here, try some! I brought some to give to you!
Give him one of Kurt’s horrific salads
Henry …. Uh…. Did not like that but is a little fuller regardless
Every goddamn day-
hey Kurt,
do you still have some salad?
-Cassie your bff
Yes! Yes I made some recently! Have some!
*hands ambrosia salad over*
*hugs you*
Oh, thanks.
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Charity Layne?
More like Charity LAME!!
HA!!!!!
If you aren’t careful I’ll hit on your dad AND fuck your mom.
Is that your response to everything?
If it ain’t broke
Fair enough.
Out of curiosity, has that line ever gotten you into an awkward situation? Such as with someone who doesn't have parents?
Well my husband, for one
Oh.
Oh dear. My condolences.
Don’t worry, I’m over it
People always ask me: "hey George! Why don't you have kids?"
I already have a tic disorder, what more do you want from me?
Trust me, you’re making a good choice.
Not that I regret becoming a father! Not in the slightest!
But it is a lot of work, especially for someone like us who would also have no clue what they’re doing when it comes to kids.
I didn’t know how much winging it I’d do when raising this kid but I guarantee it’s more than you think.
…oh I’ve made this post all about me, sorry.
Haha it's all good, Tess.
I appreciate it. When you actively choose not to have children, people put a lot of pressure on you and ask/assume a lot of things. It's worse for my wife, since she's a woman. But we're happy and content as we are.
And you're doing a much better job than you think you are, Tess. You got this. If only I could ask you to babysit my tic disorder for a while!
Honestly I’m strange enough as is that I’m not sure if many people would notice
People always ask me: "hey George! Why don't you have kids?"
I already have a tic disorder, what more do you want from me?
Trust me, you’re making a good choice.
Not that I regret becoming a father! Not in the slightest!
But it is a lot of work, especially for someone like us who would also have no clue what they’re doing when it comes to kids.
I didn’t know how much winging it I’d do when raising this kid but I guarantee it’s more than you think.
…oh I’ve made this post all about me, sorry.
I’m always here for my amazing and adoring wife. She’s so sweet and kind and pretty and hot
CAN YOU TELL THE OWNER OF THIS ACCOUNT IS LONELY
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My wife is so adorable I love her. I just want to stay here holding her hand and looking into her eyes forever
What did I do to deserve someone like Cherry…
Hah, relationship problems?
No, she’s perfect in every way and I love her???
I suppose, if you’re into that sort of thing
Into… what?
Women.
You don’t like women????
OH YOU’RE GAY
Good for you love who you love
