Detective Inspector Leonard Bloom

This is a terrible introduction. I’m Bloom.

- @detective-leonard-bloom

…okay.

I’m in the hospital.

This is a terrible introduction. I’m Bloom.

- @detective-leonard-bloom

…okay.

I’m in the hospital.

OW

OW

OW

OW

Are...

Are you okay?

- @attorney-george

Yeah. I’m fine. Completely fine. Just in the hospital for fun, you know? I’m only on insane amounts of morphine for the laughs.

I have so many broken bones.

How'd you end up like that? If...if that's not a rude question.

That job is far too dangerous for the amount I got paid

*he makes tea*

I’m detective- sorry, former Detective Inspector Leonard Bloom.

Now I believe you have me at a disadvantage. You know my deal, what’s yours?

My name is Vivian George, I'm a defence attorney. I'm just here to make friends, really.

I’ve worked with attorneys before, although generally they’re far more… volatile. Like this one man, Mr Wary. He didn’t, and I quote, “want to work on a case with gay people”. Haven’t seen him since he moved away, and if I never see him again it’d be too soon.

Usually my job doesn’t require me to put myself in extreme danger, but this case… Something happened in the Ledore estate and I got trapped, I think Henry might’ve killed someone, there was blood and spirals everywhere, there was a child made of gold…

Wary, you say? Yeah, I’ve met the man.

Well the good news is that you won’t see him again. He’s dead. And good riddance to him too. I don’t even want to get into half the things he’s done. Trust me, we’re not all like that.

I don’t know if it was instant or not, it seemed cruel to ask her-

I MEAN-

Nothing. I didn’t say anything. The point is that Wary is dead.

Ah fuck. I shouldn’t tell people I worked with Targent…

Eh, they can’t do anything about it now.

He was a terrible boss. He worked us almost to death, and I heard he did some terrible things to his own family as well. I wasn’t there for that though so I can’t verify. Still, for a man who was pushing 70, he was pretty hot. Not as hot as his son, mind you, but not ugly either.

I’ve never heard of Leon Bronev, but uhh...okayyyyy.

I think he might be high off those pain meds. Poor guy.

Like half the recruits were gay, me included. But I seemed to be the only one who actually knew how to get shit done

Agh… My mind is melting.

Are...

Are you okay?

- @attorney-george

Yeah. I’m fine. Completely fine. Just in the hospital for fun, you know? I’m only on insane amounts of morphine for the laughs.

I have so many broken bones.

How'd you end up like that? If...if that's not a rude question.

That job is far too dangerous for the amount I got paid

*he makes tea*

I’m detective- sorry, former Detective Inspector Leonard Bloom.

Now I believe you have me at a disadvantage. You know my deal, what’s yours?

My name is Vivian George, I'm a defence attorney. I'm just here to make friends, really.

I’ve worked with attorneys before, although generally they’re far more… volatile. Like this one man, Mr Wary. He didn’t, and I quote, “want to work on a case with gay people”. Haven’t seen him since he moved away, and if I never see him again it’d be too soon.

Usually my job doesn’t require me to put myself in extreme danger, but this case… Something happened in the Ledore estate and I got trapped, I think Henry might’ve killed someone, there was blood and spirals everywhere, there was a child made of gold…

Wary, you say? Yeah, I’ve met the man.

Well the good news is that you won’t see him again. He’s dead. And good riddance to him too. I don’t even want to get into half the things he’s done. Trust me, we’re not all like that.

I don’t know if it was instant or not, it seemed cruel to ask her-

I MEAN-

Nothing. I didn’t say anything. The point is that Wary is dead.

Ah fuck. I shouldn’t tell people I worked with Targent…

Eh, they can’t do anything about it now.

He was a terrible boss. He worked us almost to death, and I heard he did some terrible things to his own family as well. I wasn’t there for that though so I can’t verify. Still, for a man who was pushing 70, he was pretty hot. Not as hot as his son, mind you, but not ugly either.

I’ve never heard of Leon Bronev, but uhh...okayyyyy.

I think he might be high off those pain meds. Poor guy.

Like half the recruits were gay, me included. But I seemed to be the only one who actually knew how to get shit done

Agh… My mind is melting.