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@official-prosecutor-kupidon
Greetings one and all!
I am Prosecutor Lukyan Kupidon. Russian with some Irish heritage. 25. He/It. Married to my one true love⌠myself.
Naturally I am the upmost important one here, and the greatest prosecutor that Japanifornia and Russia alike will ever have. Get that through thick skull and we get along, da?
-KUPIDON
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PSA:
You donât have to be nice to my character. You donât have to hold your character back. I am perfectly okay with consequences. I donât consider powerful characters using those powers to be godmodding. Some things might require a little bit of a chat before hand, but go crazy, kids. Conflict is part of story telling.Â
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[đą- Is your muse the âoversharingâ type?]
About himself? Absolutely! He will drop any random fact on himself even if it isnât relevant if it means getting more attention.
Other topics however, such as cases? His lips are sealed unless you happen to rub his ego enough, and even then he will only spill whatâs necessary. Nothing more, nothing less.
Unusual questions for your muse
đ- Does your muse prefer to sleep under many layers of blankets or only under a few? đ- Does your muse like to accessorize? What are their favorite pieces of accessories? đ- Does your muse like to collect/hoard anything? đ- Does your muse like to have company over? đą- Is your muse the âoversharingâ type? đ°- Does your muse prefer soft, plush textures or smooth and glossy textures? đ- Is your muse drawn to things that sparkle? đ- Is your muse a daydreamer? What do they tend to think about? Have they ever caught themselves while lost in thought? đ°- Does your muse like to read the news? đ- Is your muse a gossiper? đš- What does your muse do to occupy themselves when bored? đ- Does your muse like to explore dangerous places? đ- Has your muse done something stupid and not regret it? âŞď¸- Does your muse enjoy attending churches they donât belong to? đŁ- Is your muse considered a wanderer? đş- Would your muse consider themselves a lone wolf or a social butterfly? đ¤- Does your muse forgive others easily? đ- What âFandomsâ would your muse belong to? đ- Does your muse enjoy praise? đ- Do they like âso bad itâs goodâ movies? đ - Does your muse like amusement parks/carnivals/festivals? đ- Could your muse survive on an uninhabited island all by themselves?
Hey, the nameâs Kurt Tess! I havenât seen you before, would you like some frog eye salad? I promise it doesnât have actual frog eyes in it, thatâs just its name
( @kurt-tessy )
âŚWhat exactly is in frog eye salad? The name is ugly for my beautiful self.
Oh itâs just a little something we make in my home state of Michigan! Here, try some! I brought some to give to you!
Hmph⌠I suppose I can try little bit. Spasibo.
*Well, at least he put the mirror down.*
Oh hey, you speak Russian? My wifeâs bossâs boyfriend who is also my best friendâs long-distance boyfriend is Russian!
I can never understand him when he goes oh his weird rants about⌠idk like science stuff?
Da, I have lived most of my life in Russia. I can easy help translate if you ever need it.
*Anything to boost his ego.*
What does âŃĐ˛ĐžŃ ĐźĐ°ŃŃ ĐąŃНа ŃĐťŃŃ ĐžĐšâ mean?
Am⌠am I saying that right? He told it to my wife once and she just laughed. It must mean something funny, right?
*He couldnât really contain his laugh either.*
âOh, poor soul! It is very funny indeed!â
*He wasnât letting this information go easy. This was priceless.*
Oh, thatâs good to know!
Once he told his boyfriend âĐŻ Ń ĐžŃŃ, ŃŃĐžĐąŃ ŃŃ ĐąŃĐť в ŃпаНŃноâ which I assume was offensive in some way because his boyfriendâs face went red with what I assume was anger
He calls me âĐŃŃŃŃĐ˝ŃĐš ŃоНОвокâ which i actually do know what it means, it means âsad manâ since i was really depressed when we first met.
*He almost choked on his laughter.*
Oh, I donât know about offensive, but it could make one red indeed! You are right about sad man though.
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Hey, the nameâs Kurt Tess! I havenât seen you before, would you like some frog eye salad? I promise it doesnât have actual frog eyes in it, thatâs just its name
( @kurt-tessy )
âŚWhat exactly is in frog eye salad? The name is ugly for my beautiful self.
Oh itâs just a little something we make in my home state of Michigan! Here, try some! I brought some to give to you!
Hmph⌠I suppose I can try little bit. Spasibo.
*Well, at least he put the mirror down.*
Oh hey, you speak Russian? My wifeâs bossâs boyfriend who is also my best friendâs long-distance boyfriend is Russian!
I can never understand him when he goes oh his weird rants about⌠idk like science stuff?
Da, I have lived most of my life in Russia. I can easy help translate if you ever need it.
*Anything to boost his ego.*
What does âŃĐ˛ĐžŃ ĐźĐ°ŃŃ ĐąŃНа ŃĐťŃŃ ĐžĐšâ mean?
Am⌠am I saying that right? He told it to my wife once and she just laughed. It must mean something funny, right?
*He couldnât really contain his laugh either.*
âOh, poor soul! It is very funny indeed!â
*He wasnât letting this information go easy. This was priceless.*
[Part 3; This ask is long lol]
Ah, you are jokester. Net, sometimes things get so heated I drop it in shock. It has shattered on its own at times, not really sure how. I have no intention of replacing it, so new glass it is.
*His smile was genuine for the first time in this entire conversation, and at a point where he wasnât just staring at himself.*
Da, perhaps I was too harsh on you. You seem like decent man.
*He sighed, thinking on Andersonâs words for a moment.*
I find it hard to care for other people. I have experienced many betrayal and hardship. It has not felt worth it in long time. I already know I am deserving of being looked upon and admired⌠as long as I have some fans, I cannot find a reason to care.
I may know Gavin, da, I have seen him in the prosecutorâs office. I hear his music too much in my free time. It is always playing somewhere. Not my style. We do not get along very well.
â @official-prosecutor-kupidon
Heh, perhaps I misjudged you too. Perhaps we could be friends. Weâre a lot alike.
Just, in the future, donât just stand in the middle of the hallway when people are trying to pass by.
Howâd this go from me trying to punch him to you two being friends???
Things like this happen when youâre an adult. Youâll see when youâre older.
This is the second time a punch has led to me having another human connection. Perhaps violence has its upsides.
Da, perhaps I will keep your advice in mind. I get too caught up in myself, you understand.
You are a funny man. I can respect you, and the little girl. Iâm sure she packs good punch. Would not be the first time I have gotten assaulted.
Perhaps weâll face off in court someday. Just know that I always fight for the truth. If that is not what you fight for, I might end up doing your job.
I fight for justice. I would love to come see you in court one day, but I am comfortable in my job, spasibo.
Hey, the nameâs Kurt Tess! I havenât seen you before, would you like some frog eye salad? I promise it doesnât have actual frog eyes in it, thatâs just its name
( @kurt-tessy )
âŚWhat exactly is in frog eye salad? The name is ugly for my beautiful self.
Oh itâs just a little something we make in my home state of Michigan! Here, try some! I brought some to give to you!
Hmph⌠I suppose I can try little bit. Spasibo.
*Well, at least he put the mirror down.*
Oh hey, you speak Russian? My wifeâs bossâs boyfriend who is also my best friendâs long-distance boyfriend is Russian!
I can never understand him when he goes oh his weird rants about⌠idk like science stuff?
Da, I have lived most of my life in Russia. I can easy help translate if you ever need it.
*Anything to boost his ego.*
Hey, the nameâs Kurt Tess! I havenât seen you before, would you like some frog eye salad? I promise it doesnât have actual frog eyes in it, thatâs just its name
( @kurt-tessy )
âŚWhat exactly is in frog eye salad? The name is ugly for my beautiful self.
Oh itâs just a little something we make in my home state of Michigan! Here, try some! I brought some to give to you!
Hmph⌠I suppose I can try little bit. Spasibo.
*Well, at least he put the mirror down.*
Hey, the nameâs Kurt Tess! I havenât seen you before, would you like some frog eye salad? I promise it doesnât have actual frog eyes in it, thatâs just its name
( @kurt-tessy )
âŚWhat exactly is in frog eye salad? The name is ugly for my beautiful self.
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[Part 3; This ask is long lol]
Ah, you are jokester. Net, sometimes things get so heated I drop it in shock. It has shattered on its own at times, not really sure how. I have no intention of replacing it, so new glass it is.
*His smile was genuine for the first time in this entire conversation, and at a point where he wasnât just staring at himself.*
Da, perhaps I was too harsh on you. You seem like decent man.
*He sighed, thinking on Andersonâs words for a moment.*
I find it hard to care for other people. I have experienced many betrayal and hardship. It has not felt worth it in long time. I already know I am deserving of being looked upon and admired⌠as long as I have some fans, I cannot find a reason to care.
I may know Gavin, da, I have seen him in the prosecutorâs office. I hear his music too much in my free time. It is always playing somewhere. Not my style. We do not get along very well.
â @official-prosecutor-kupidon
Heh, perhaps I misjudged you too. Perhaps we could be friends. Weâre a lot alike.
Just, in the future, donât just stand in the middle of the hallway when people are trying to pass by.
Howâd this go from me trying to punch him to you two being friends???
Things like this happen when youâre an adult. Youâll see when youâre older.
This is the second time a punch has led to me having another human connection. Perhaps violence has its upsides.
Da, perhaps I will keep your advice in mind. I get too caught up in myself, you understand.
You are a funny man. I can respect you, and the little girl. Iâm sure she packs good punch. Would not be the first time I have gotten assaulted.
[New Thread!]
*He scowled, blocking his face with the mirror again, reflecting Archibald.*
Bah! Do whatever you want! You will always be beneath me.
*It was more like he had to reassure himself of that fact, rather than a genuine insult.*
Do you even get your clients free? You must be poor poor defense. Bad attitude.
â @official-prosecutor-kupidon
He is a GOOD LAWYER!
Ariana-
DONT YOU DARE INSULT MY FATHER LIKE THAT!
HES THE BEST DEFENSE IN THE COUNTRY!
Ariana, please-
A GOOD LAWYER LOSES CASES FROM TIME TO TIME BECAUSE A GOOD LAWYER DOES LET A GUILTY PERSON GO FREE!
Ariana! Stillhet!
*He was taken aback, staring at the girl in increasing frustration as he was yelled at.*
Ahhh, you are lucky I am above insulting a child. You should get a handle on that. But who am I to tell some stranger how to parent.
*He waved them off, turning around and looking back into his mirror.* Impressive a man like you can have family, da?
Donât be such a cunt.
PAPPA!
Iâm European, I can say it.
What exactly is it about me that makes it âimpressiveâ I have a daughter? She chose me for a reason, you know.
âŚI donât know the reason, but she has a very good one Iâm sure.
Ha! I cannot say I can find the reason, either. I suppose similar minds will flock together, da?
*He eased back down into smugness, toying with his hair in the mirror, looking only at himself.*
Not that I could get it anyway. I do not have family. All they will do is betray you anyways, da? Even my brat is not so good a person. I bring him up only when convenient, you understand.
*He tilted the mirror towards Ariana*
Perhaps you are lucky man, having people who like you despite your horrid self.
Iâm gonna punch him.
Legally I have to advise you donât do that.
Too late.
*Ariana attempts to punch the other man. She misses*
Hm. FjĂŚr and I should teach you how to fight. Might be useful.
Hey, you! Whoever you are! Stop being mean to my father! You donât know anything about him! Heâs nice, he just has a prickly personality! Meanwhile you are rude and self-centered! Youâre a narcissist!
Ariana, just because someone has a high ego doesnât make them a narcissist.
Agh!
*He was shocked when the punch came his way, moving aside even as the girl missed, fully dropping the mirror this time. A small crack was heard when it hit the ground.*
Well, cailĂn beag, you know nothing of me, either. It is not my fault I am so provoked.
*It picked up the mirror, frowning at the new crack in the glass, mumbling something in Irish to himself*
I have been called narcissist by many, da. Some say I should try terapiya. I tell them it is waste of time.
*Andersen gets up. Evidently itâs been enough time*
Thatâs exactly how I feel about it too. Why waste money for some doctor to tell me whatâs wrong with me when I already know my problems?
Hm. Perhaps we have some things in common. Youâre more arrogant than Gavin whom I hate, but at least you havenât made microaggressions against me because of my accent.
beklager, datteren min can be very⌠incessant.
*It offers a slight smirk, putting the mirror down. Heâll have to replace that later⌠again.*
Da, I have accent myself, I see no reason to judge others for something so simple. It is a shallow insult. We are all learning, da? Everyone has an accent of some kind. It is more effective to cut someone deep anyways. That is how prosecution gets their confession after all.
You can be forgiven, though I need to replace the mirror again. Nevazhno, it breaks often during trial anyway.
[New Thread!]
*He scowled, blocking his face with the mirror again, reflecting Archibald.*
Bah! Do whatever you want! You will always be beneath me.
*It was more like he had to reassure himself of that fact, rather than a genuine insult.*
Do you even get your clients free? You must be poor poor defense. Bad attitude.
â @official-prosecutor-kupidon
He is a GOOD LAWYER!
Ariana-
DONT YOU DARE INSULT MY FATHER LIKE THAT!
HES THE BEST DEFENSE IN THE COUNTRY!
Ariana, please-
A GOOD LAWYER LOSES CASES FROM TIME TO TIME BECAUSE A GOOD LAWYER DOES LET A GUILTY PERSON GO FREE!
Ariana! Stillhet!
*He was taken aback, staring at the girl in increasing frustration as he was yelled at.*
Ahhh, you are lucky I am above insulting a child. You should get a handle on that. But who am I to tell some stranger how to parent.
*He waved them off, turning around and looking back into his mirror.* Impressive a man like you can have family, da?
Donât be such a cunt.
PAPPA!
Iâm European, I can say it.
What exactly is it about me that makes it âimpressiveâ I have a daughter? She chose me for a reason, you know.
âŚI donât know the reason, but she has a very good one Iâm sure.
Ha! I cannot say I can find the reason, either. I suppose similar minds will flock together, da?
*He eased back down into smugness, toying with his hair in the mirror, looking only at himself.*
Not that I could get it anyway. I do not have family. All they will do is betray you anyways, da? Even my brat is not so good a person. I bring him up only when convenient, you understand.
*He tilted the mirror towards Ariana*
Perhaps you are lucky man, having people who like you despite your horrid self.
Iâm gonna punch him.
Legally I have to advise you donât do that.
Too late.
*Ariana attempts to punch the other man. She misses*
Hm. FjĂŚr and I should teach you how to fight. Might be useful.
Hey, you! Whoever you are! Stop being mean to my father! You donât know anything about him! Heâs nice, he just has a prickly personality! Meanwhile you are rude and self-centered! Youâre a narcissist!
Ariana, just because someone has a high ego doesnât make them a narcissist.
Agh!
*He was shocked when the punch came his way, moving aside even as the girl missed, fully dropping the mirror this time. A small crack was heard when it hit the ground.*
Well, cailĂn beag, you know nothing of me, either. It is not my fault I am so provoked.
*It picked up the mirror, frowning at the new crack in the glass, mumbling something in Irish to himself*
I have been called narcissist by many, da. Some say I should try terapiya. I tell them it is waste of time.
[New Thread!]
*He scowled, blocking his face with the mirror again, reflecting Archibald.*
Bah! Do whatever you want! You will always be beneath me.
*It was more like he had to reassure himself of that fact, rather than a genuine insult.*
Do you even get your clients free? You must be poor poor defense. Bad attitude.
â @official-prosecutor-kupidon
He is a GOOD LAWYER!
Ariana-
DONT YOU DARE INSULT MY FATHER LIKE THAT!
HES THE BEST DEFENSE IN THE COUNTRY!
Ariana, please-
A GOOD LAWYER LOSES CASES FROM TIME TO TIME BECAUSE A GOOD LAWYER DOES LET A GUILTY PERSON GO FREE!
Ariana! Stillhet!
*He was taken aback, staring at the girl in increasing frustration as he was yelled at.*
Ahhh, you are lucky I am above insulting a child. You should get a handle on that. But who am I to tell some stranger how to parent.
*He waved them off, turning around and looking back into his mirror.* Impressive a man like you can have family, da?
Donât be such a cunt.
PAPPA!
Iâm European, I can say it.
What exactly is it about me that makes it âimpressiveâ I have a daughter? She chose me for a reason, you know.
âŚI donât know the reason, but she has a very good one Iâm sure.
Ha! I cannot say I can find the reason, either. I suppose similar minds will flock together, da?
*He eased back down into smugness, toying with his hair in the mirror, looking only at himself.*
Not that I could get it anyway. I do not have family. All they will do is betray you anyways, da? Even my brat is not so good a person. I bring him up only when convenient, you understand.
*He tilted the mirror towards Ariana*
Perhaps you are lucky man, having people who like you despite your horrid self.
[New Thread!]
*He scowled, blocking his face with the mirror again, reflecting Archibald.*
Bah! Do whatever you want! You will always be beneath me.
*It was more like he had to reassure himself of that fact, rather than a genuine insult.*
Do you even get your clients free? You must be poor poor defense. Bad attitude.
â @official-prosecutor-kupidon
He is a GOOD LAWYER!
Ariana-
DONT YOU DARE INSULT MY FATHER LIKE THAT!
HES THE BEST DEFENSE IN THE COUNTRY!
Ariana, please-
A GOOD LAWYER LOSES CASES FROM TIME TO TIME BECAUSE A GOOD LAWYER DOES LET A GUILTY PERSON GO FREE!
Ariana! Stillhet!
*He was taken aback, staring at the girl in increasing frustration as he was yelled at.*
Ahhh, you are lucky I am above insulting a child. You should get a handle on that. But who am I to tell some stranger how to parent.
*He waved them off, turning around and looking back into his mirror.* Impressive a man like you can have family, da?
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Hm?
He didnât even turn from the mirror or give any indication of acknowledging the defense.
You should be kinder with words. Hate makes you all wrinkly, da?
While his English was good, he still had a clear Russian accent.
Actually, it was the poison that makes me look old. Now move out of the way, tispe.
Poison?
*Well, that caught his attention. He whipped around, obscuring his face with the mirror, which was now pointed at Archie instead, almost as if it were a camera.*
Well, that is interesting. But I think you should be kinder still. Why not bask in my beauty a bit longer? Could fix you.
I donât need âfixingâ you ableist fuck.
*he easily shoves the annoying man to the side*
Who even are you anyways? I havenât seen you around here before
Ah.
*He nearly dropped his mirror, now putting his full attention on the other man, officially tipped off.*
I believe you have me misunderstood. Your personality and rude tone is what needs âfixingâ. I could care less for the rest of you. I have a brat in poor health, da? Not my concern.
*He fixed his scarf, checking his hair in his mirror as he spoke, still annoyed but diverting some attention.*
I am prosecutor. Lukyan Kupidon. I come from Russia, and study here as well. What is with you?
*Once more, he pointed the mirror towards Archie, this time keeping his back turned and viewing only the reflection.*
Iâll have you know I have a boyfriend and he says my attitude is what makes me attractive.
*his Norwegian accent is very strong, W sounds being replaced by Vs*
My name is Archibald Andersen, Defense Attorney. Iâm also known as âThe Instigatorâ if that rings any bells.
Get that mirror out of my face and face me like a man. You are a man, ja?
So tragic! Your boyfriend is corrupted as well!
*It moved the mirror away, scoffing as it pointed it back to itself.*
Hmmm⌠net! NĂl!
*He inexplicably went Irish for a moment.*
Izvini, I do not recognize many titles outside myself or my trials. Perhaps if you faced me you would matter more in my mind. You certainly seem an âinstigatorâ of sorts. Not good reputation.
*He yells something in Norwegian*
You cocky piece of-
*suddenly he collapses*
Chto-
*He nearly dropped his mirror again, turning around and staring. Seeing the defense collapse, he swore in Irish before kneeling down to observe, not entirely sure what to do.*
âŚLucky that I am nice man. I should leave you here.
*He muttered this under his breath, flipping his scarf to the side and making sure nobody would come around to trample the Instigator.*
UghâŚ
*he comes to, notices Lukyan, and covers his eyes*
This godforsaken disorderâŚ
*heâs lying on the ground, not attempting to get up*
You didnât call an ambulance, did you?
Because you shouldnât.
Net. I looked over your body like vulture over carcass. I do not call anyone unless it is total chaos.
*He tilted his head, straightening up*
Doing okay? You fell fast, da?
*It was entirely unclear whether he actually cared, or was just going through an internal script to be polite.*
Iâm fine. I just have to wait for about 15 minutes before I can get up again. Fainting disorder.
That wasnât okay, what you said about my kjĂŚreste. If I could get up, I would punch you for that alone. I do not tolerate anyone talking shit about people I love.
And get your head out of your ass. It makes your breath smell like shit.
*Insulting him more directly seems to have done the trick, the prosecutor putting the mirror down entirely and moving back.*
You- why do I have to care when you are some rude little Gobshite?
*He swore a bit more in both his other languages, standing up and adjusting itself again. It seems its ego is as large as it is fragile.*
Hm?
He didnât even turn from the mirror or give any indication of acknowledging the defense.
You should be kinder with words. Hate makes you all wrinkly, da?
While his English was good, he still had a clear Russian accent.
Actually, it was the poison that makes me look old. Now move out of the way, tispe.
Poison?
*Well, that caught his attention. He whipped around, obscuring his face with the mirror, which was now pointed at Archie instead, almost as if it were a camera.*
Well, that is interesting. But I think you should be kinder still. Why not bask in my beauty a bit longer? Could fix you.
I donât need âfixingâ you ableist fuck.
*he easily shoves the annoying man to the side*
Who even are you anyways? I havenât seen you around here before
Ah.
*He nearly dropped his mirror, now putting his full attention on the other man, officially tipped off.*
I believe you have me misunderstood. Your personality and rude tone is what needs âfixingâ. I could care less for the rest of you. I have a brat in poor health, da? Not my concern.
*He fixed his scarf, checking his hair in his mirror as he spoke, still annoyed but diverting some attention.*
I am prosecutor. Lukyan Kupidon. I come from Russia, and study here as well. What is with you?
*Once more, he pointed the mirror towards Archie, this time keeping his back turned and viewing only the reflection.*
Iâll have you know I have a boyfriend and he says my attitude is what makes me attractive.
*his Norwegian accent is very strong, W sounds being replaced by Vs*
My name is Archibald Andersen, Defense Attorney. Iâm also known as âThe Instigatorâ if that rings any bells.
Get that mirror out of my face and face me like a man. You are a man, ja?
So tragic! Your boyfriend is corrupted as well!
*It moved the mirror away, scoffing as it pointed it back to itself.*
Hmmm⌠net! NĂl!
*He inexplicably went Irish for a moment.*
Izvini, I do not recognize many titles outside myself or my trials. Perhaps if you faced me you would matter more in my mind. You certainly seem an âinstigatorâ of sorts. Not good reputation.
*He yells something in Norwegian*
You cocky piece of-
*suddenly he collapses*
Chto-
*He nearly dropped his mirror again, turning around and staring. Seeing the defense collapse, he swore in Irish before kneeling down to observe, not entirely sure what to do.*
âŚLucky that I am nice man. I should leave you here.
*He muttered this under his breath, flipping his scarf to the side and making sure nobody would come around to trample the Instigator.*
UghâŚ
*he comes to, notices Lukyan, and covers his eyes*
This godforsaken disorderâŚ
*heâs lying on the ground, not attempting to get up*
You didnât call an ambulance, did you?
Because you shouldnât.
Net. I looked over your body like vulture over carcass. I do not call anyone unless it is total chaos.
*He tilted his head, straightening up*
Doing okay? You fell fast, da?
*It was entirely unclear whether he actually cared, or was just going through an internal script to be polite.*
