it has to go a long way– to the ends of the earth

the wisened fujoshi knows better that they would never want their ship to become canon. canon can never compete with whatever is going on in the fujoshi's mindscape

"autistic genderless aroace cyborg designed to be an efficient security system and living weapon who breaks out of its corporate controls, but instead of getting violent uses its newfound freedom mostly to watch soap operas and half-ass its job" is already an excellent character concept but add on "and it develops an extreme self-sacrificial devotion to people who are nice to it" and it becomes irresistible

genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you