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all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

i think an electrolyte just bit me

You’d think that once you finally get long term access to a cat and your yearning to have cat access is fulfilled that you’d become slightly less obsessed with seeing people’s cats but no if anything it gets worse

It sucks that we cant pour oil down the sink like we can't have anything

Spongebob didn’t swallow cum or eat ass or have clinical depression or any of this stuff on these memes he loved his friends and making krabby patties

why is this in past tense spongebob is still alive 

It’s in past tense because he does all of that now

they're casting jacob elordi as white pharaoh

when you talk to people they kill you