the end is near (edgy™)

“I hate school I’m sorry Malala”- Funny yet poignant. Acknowledges both the difficulty of the task and the fact that doing that task is a privilege. Gives credit to the people who fought for that privilege with a tongue in cheek acknowledgement of the irony of the initial statement

From a poetry collection by Mary Oliver, where after a hundred poems showcasing gentle observations on nature and animals, she hits you with this:

The holy grail of searching through academic literature is coming across a string of publications that are like:

They’re having Twitter beef now.

Amazon: we bought the rights to make Bond movies!

taking a forensics class and watching the professor explain one by one how criminal profiling, hair microscopy, and bite mark analysis are all pseudoscience responsible for ruining innocent lives, and how on top of that, fingerprint analysis, despite being significantly more reliable, is subjective and prone to contextual bias. and also bullet striation analysis has the same issues. and also bullet lead analysis doesn’t work. and also handwriting analysis has an error rate high enough to render it useless

The fuck do you mean Viktor spend the whole season talking about the glorious evolution and having overcome the weaknesses of the flesh while walking around in that bitchass blanket Jayce wrapped around him??