NOOO THIS IS SO CUTE!!!! OH NO!!!! THE FUTURE IS HERE AND IT IS ADORABLE!!!

*powoop* *pewoo pewoo*

Are you fucking kidding me

This is why I’m single. Booty too stank. 😭😭

SHE BROKE THE SOUND BARRIER IM DONE

I JUST LET OUT THE UGLIEST LAUGH 😭😭😭💀💀

dog i can’t breathe. his face.

Lmfao bruh

big mood.

Live action winnie the pooh movie look crazy

he was actually a forestry graduate student who was doing research on bristlecone pines (Pinus langaevea) and got his increment borer stuck in the tree. this tool costs almost $800, so he asked the forest service if he could cut down the tree to recover the tool. after cutting it down, it became apparent that the tree was actually the oldest living organism. ever. (around 8,000 years old). so, not just some asshole. the guy feels extremely guilty and has even broken down in tears during an interview about the accident

This might be my favorite post hahaha

I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD YO BECAUSE DON’T THEY KNOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE THERE???

so apparently the one with the wig thought someone was talking about her behind her back….so she went in “disguise"💀💀to find out what were they saying and after she confronted them in disguise they said something about her to her face and then…she snatched her wig off and said the iconic “surprise bitch”

put this in the MOMA

This is some telenovela shit, I am cryinghh

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

Relationship goals

he doesnt have arms to drink that tea that is a threat in disguise

LEAVE HIM ALONE

I always love these because you get to see so many different art styles but holy fuck guys someone needs to get him a spikey hat or knights armour covered in razor blades

You can tell a lot from a person by what ending they reblog this with

This post just gets better every time.

IT JUST KEEPS GOING 

This needs to be a series

No matter how this ends its still a sad story… This little blue friend was so innocent and carefree, enjoying life and thinking well of the world but now, due to the cruelty and viciousness of others he has had to become harsh and violent himself. Yes, he is stronger and he is able to defend himself, but that innocence and happiness that he once had is gone forever, tainted by a world too corrupt to accept anything so pure.