A Lazy Quincy +

A black cat crossing your path is actually good luck on account of you get to see a cat

Youth fascination with technology

universal mom noises of get the fuck down from there

Are there any other particularly egregious examples?

Whenever I come back to Tumblr and check the activity, it’s always this post still getting some notes here and there.

“I’d kill for you. Please ask me to kill for you.” “No.” Is a top tier ship dynamic no I do not take criticism

The idea of a person being capable of incredibly immoral acts but held in check but their love of their partner sends me every time

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.