Hittin' the boom-booms, makin' the scrilla

Every time a straight film critic reviews a film with same-sex love in it and they reassure the reader it’s “universal” they owe me, personally, $100

self care is actually getting in fights with randoms in dark alleys

No self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically.

self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes

Self care is getting the fuck off the couch and taking a bath and brushing your teeth. It’s shaving and eating properly even when you’re too depressed to get out of bed. It forcing yourself to go for a walk because you haven’t been out of the house in like three days. Let’s not be cute here guys time to talk about real shit.

nothing is more real than the streets

well, this sucks. toilet sauna, my chain restaurant where the restaurant is normal but the toilets are very, very hot, just went bankrupt

I’ve never seen a plus-size male model

Woah.

Well

This is a smack in my face

*casually slips my hand in your inner thigh while we’re at the dinner table*

*wipes chicken grease on ur leg n then returns my hand to m'meal*