you never walk alone

i love to be the most laidback customer to ever grace an establishment. comrade i will wait one william years for your goods and services

Someone hit me with their car and I got isekai'd to a world that's really similar to my old one except in this one my collarbone is mysteriously broken

there's a stage in sandwich consumption where it's falling to pieces & you're desperately cupping it in your hands & it's like this poor wounded animal that is covered in mustard & wants to die

"i like your tattoos" theyd look better on your bedroom floor

having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing

sorry for being weird and evasive. i was raised to believe that having wants and needs was a moral failing

are they a FREAK (derogatory) or a FREAK (affectionate)

why not both?

god you're so right. FREAK (double-edged sword)

best part of the internet is the option to not engage. maybe i don’t want to have this convo. goodbye

This right here is EXACTLY why I wish they’d gone with the “Literally in love with the literal embodiment of Death and killing half the universe as an act of devotion,” instead of, “Malthusian asshole with a paper-thin idea of ‘balance’.” The dude’s name is derived from Thanatos for a reason, ffs. He’s not an environmental fascist; he’s a death priest who is REALLY horny for his goddess.

i wish that we were still uptown funking it up and not whatever this is

we uptown fucked it up