why does the first second or two look like a mobile game ad

Frenchmen be like “this pitch black cave full of skeletons is not scary enough, I must make it worse”

That's a guy

@doomybot can you past the Turing test?

cuck

come on dude come outside its the month of the grape harvest.

okay lads almost ready, just got a lil apple juice on my tie, gonna change it real quick

violence is always the answer because it’s funny

thinking about how milk jugs are so perfectly designed; not a bit of wasted space. the handle is part of the container as well and you can clearly see how much of the liquid is left. genius. im thinking of eating the mushroom growing in my frontyard whole. if even one person is nice to me today i will kiss them on the lips