It's been a while

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

I love chain lightening what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

Love when you try to take a screenshot but fuck up the timing of the volume down lock button combo and are left sitting there with slightly softer music and a black screen and you just have to sit there looking at your reflection on the locked phone and contemplate your failure for a bit

Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

What's a book written by a woman that changed your life or that you consider a classic? Any genre, any language.

Books are so cool because there are no fucking ads in them

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars