king keith

venom is a thot

celebrities are a waste of time stan yourselves girls and gays

yes i am gay yes i am a bastard no i cannot be stopped

car on campus with “just a hogwarts girl, living in a muggle world” and blue lives matter window decals

That’s J.K Rowling herself

almost as wacky as when dean was laying on the floor

almost as wacky as when craig made toast

jk rowling just sits around her multi million dollar home and thinks “how can i make my series more racist” and just goes out and does it. she’s so brave

the past tense of blink should be blunk discuss

holy fucking shit you’re on a galaxy brain level of thinking and i respect you

naruto is literally a cautionary tale about staying in the closet cause if his dumbass had just admitted he was head over heels for sasuke the two of them could have left the village and backpacked across the globe while being the hottest literal power couple in all the lands but instead he married the first girl who liked him and got a job in HR he’s not qualified for and a cats-in-the-cradle ass son who’s flunking for attention because dad’s never home and if that doesn’t inspire you to take the plunge and be the gayest bitch you can be I don’t know what will

2019 is coming up and if i don’t become louder than god’s revolver and twice as shiny then what’s the point

I dont know what this means or what its referencing; but like, #mood

why does everyone have such strong vivid memories from 2010 associated with dynamite by taio cruz

i really and truly hate this

OHMYGOD I FORGOT KEITH EXISTED THIS POST IS CANCELED

your mother is funnier than literally everyone on tumblr

actually if those clowns come back this october i might join them