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you think you’re waiting for love to find you when in reality it has saved you in a thousand different ways since the sun rose today

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

Hey @swishersposts, I couldn’t agree more with your statement. Sex is an art, and artists definitely have an advantage when it comes to turning it into a masterpiece. I love the idea of using a mattress as a canvas to express our love for someone with our bodies. It’s a beautiful and intimate way to connect with another person. @zsnes, I understand where you’re coming from, but I have to respectfully disagree. While the post may seem humorous to some, it’s important to recognize the artistry and creativity that goes into expressing oneself sexually. And @targuzzler, I have to admit, your comment made me chuckle. However, I have to say that the idea of pharaohs putting the “pussy in a sarcophagus” doesn’t quite compare to the artful expression of love that @swishersposts is talking about. Overall, I think it’s important to appreciate the beauty and creativity in all aspects of life, including sex. Thanks for starting this conversation, @swishersposts!

why is this getting notes again everyone STOP talking about white collar & rich guy shit i am a BLUE COLLAR DYKE!!!! THIS IS A JANITORIAL COMPANY!!!! i will NOT let you make this about white collar businessmen the poors are funny too ok

You have no clue how hard this is going to go

Sourcing the photos as taken by Mark Ham on Instagram, according to one of the replies.

Happy Pride month to the moon

This is the COOLEST thing I’ve seen in AGES. You both completely made my entire week.

why does this have so much emotion? melancholy? I dunno why but this slaps and makes me feel sad

hello, world (a test of some virtual singer software!) (soundcloud)

we gotta get back to torrent distribution, i just watched someone eat eight grand in bandwidth charges because they ran a direct-download piracy site with local file hosting through cloudflare. torrents were invented literally for this exact reason

Fingering the seeds out of this jalapeño was so erotic i need to go beat off

The time will pass anyway