*at a tavern, all super drunk*
Arthur *stumbling*: wâat you say âbout me?
Random drunk guy: I said âyour a right prat ainât ya?â
Merlin: HEY! *staggers over to the man and glares up at him, swaying on his feet* no one calls my prat a prat
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*at a tavern, all super drunk*
Arthur *stumbling*: wâat you say âbout me?
Random drunk guy: I said âyour a right prat ainât ya?â
Merlin: HEY! *staggers over to the man and glares up at him, swaying on his feet* no one calls my prat a prat

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Gwen: Iâm cold
Lancelot: *gives her his jacket*
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Merlin: Iâm cold
Arthur: weâll damn Merlin, I canât control the weather
Merlin whenever he gets back from saving Arthurâs life and the lives of Camelotâs citizens yet again only to find out Gaius used the tavern excuse again:
I am disgusted, I am revolted, Iâve dedicated my entire life to keeping this kingdom and its prince from certain death, and this is the thanks I get?
âOur song is the slamming screen door Sneakin' out late, tapping on your window When we're on the phone, and you talk real slow 'Cause it's late, and your mama don't knowâ
no one:
Gwaine: How you doin'

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Merlin: Hi I'd like to make a return
Confused Doctor: ...Sir this is your birth certificate
Did you hear my covert narcissism
I might disguise as altruism
Like some kind of congressman
Tale as old as time
I wake up screaming from dreaming
One day I'll watch as you're leaving
And life will lose all its meaning
For the last time...
Merlin: Arthur look how pretty these flowers are
Arthur: MerlinâŠthat's gay
Merlin absolutely done: ....Arthur we've been married for 4 years
Arthur: Do you remember me telling you that I had a very important meeting with the visiting nobles, and needed my ceremonial armour polished?
Merlin: *nods slowly*
Arthur: *gestures at the dirty armour on the table* and tell me, does it look like it's been polished
Merlin: No
Arthur: No sire
Merlin: There's no need to call me sire Arthur
Arthur: *throws a vambrace at him*
Arthur *groaning*: What makes life so difficult
Merlin: You do

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Gwaine: That witches brain is a bag full of cats, you can smell crazy on her
Arthur: Have care how you speak, Morgana is beyond reason but she is of Camelot, and she is my sister
Merlin: She killed 80 people in two days
Arthur: ...She's adopted
Gwen: I think Iâm in love with Arthur
Merlin: Iâm sorry?
Gweb: I said I-
Merlin: no Iâm just sorry
Mordred: You Hate me!
Merlin: pfft, I donât Hate you
Mordred *crosses his arms*: you once told me that calling me Satan was an insult to Satan
Merlin: âŠâŠ
*AU where Mordred is discovering morgana and Arthur are siblings*
Mordred: wait so Morgana is your sister? You guys are siblings?
Arthur: unfortunately
Mordred: thatâs so cool, I wish I had a sister
Arthur: really? Why?
Morgana: love you too Arthur
Merlin: really? Why?
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Sirius: bro I had a dream we fucked
Remus *nervously laughs*: bro itâs just a dream
Sirius: huh, gay I wouldnât fuck you
Remus: you wouldnât? đ„ș
Sirius: âŠI mean, unless you want to
Arthur: MERLIN!
Merlin *jumping awake and falling to the floor*: ahh, what? what is it what'd I miss?
Arthur: care to explain what your doing sleeping when your supposed to be polishing my armour for the feast tonight?
Merlin: well, Gaius told me never to give up on my dreams...so I went back to sleep
Arthur: ...mErLin!