Wendy byrde defense attorney

Iron Islander voice: Theon you [19 syllable dolphin noise slur] I see you came back WOKE and GAY and a WOMAN from us leaving you as a child prisoner to the guy with an 8 foot sword that makes you drag it around to executions in front of his screaming faced tree gods as a daily reminder that he can and will kill you (a child) just like he killed the rest of your family (some of which were also children). Did you have fun polishing his sword? I’ll bet. Did you write this letter yourself? Knowing there’s a one person literacy limit? Should we call you Theon the Reader, you reading fuck? And standing here in a jean jacket you bought yourself, may as well be sucking dick at old navy. You know who’s NOT woke or gay or a woman? Your sister Asha. Why can’t you be less gay and woke and a woman, like Asha? I bet she could run a democratic election because you know what isn’t gay Theon? Democracy

My fav headcanon/scene for season 3 is this. We see Armand and Daniel reunion scene in documentary studio and they like have this bloody-room is wrecked-furniture is destroyed type of sex then Armand says like 'i hope we didnt disturb anyone' then Daniel says something like 'lestat and louis are much worse' then camera cuts to loustat and they are having the most gentle, slow, soul defining love making ever. Louis is holding Lestat's hand and they have this intense teary eyed-eye contact and louis slowly fucks lestat and yeah... I dream about these stuff