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*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

you have endangered thedas by unleasing blighted gods upon the world. you are rewarded with a promotion.

a demon-possessed assassin joins the veilguard. he is on cooking duty.

you feel a sudden urge to leap from the top of the lighthouse. as if you will be rewarded.

taash gives a flat, one-word answer after your careful attempt to flirt. they will soon pin you to a wall.

a grey warden joins the veilguard. he would like it if you punched his boss.

someone let harding cook again.

the grey warden brought his pet griffin. he always has one ear up. he is perfect.

you arrive at the lighthouse to find someone changed all the decor to giant skeletons. emmrich feels less homesick.

you gather the veilguard together for a mission debrief. instead, you all gossip about solas before he was corporeal.

bellara is already writing fan fiction of your adventures.

someone let neve make coffee again.

manfred is undefeated at rock, paper, scissors. it brings him almost as much joy as tea. he is perfect.

TOMORROW your journey begins in Minrathous.

Used banishment on Kar'niss so he left mid fight and stood outside sobbing.

Fuck you here's 2 horses