@youratreehugger

i would die alone and have my carcass be eaten by vultures before i talk to chatgpt like it's my boyfriend

this fucking sucks i'm going to [remembers suicide jokes aren't healthy] find a rock in a riverbed and spend a month carefully grinding it into a perfect cube

godforbid im ethereal n unhinged

imagine if i did my work. if i sat down and Did it. and it was Done. can you even imagine such a thing

evary cat is a little celebrity 2 me

the only way out is through but fuuuuuuuuuck fuuuuucckkkk cant i like scooch past or something

i am not stupid but i am anxious, which is worse

asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room

it’s nothing a fundamentally different life couldn’t fix

going on pinterest and commenting “hmm… i find this really.. pinteresting…!” on every single post i see

A lack of consideration is a turn off, I ain’t gonna remind you to think of me

having non toxic friends is craaazy wdym she apologized for accidentally coming off as rude and condescending. wdym she doesn’t ignore me completely. this isawrsome sauc

i bet positive thinking goes so hard when youre a normal person