You Woke The Wrong Dog

Whats up I managed to get into the bfs tumblr after years of not knowing the email and pw combination !!

searchmaton nah!!! It's cause he's only following my queer as heck friends and the only one posting right now is Karen who is my friend who's lesbian (I think) and also really into robots and aliens.

Just lesbian aliens and robots tbh

Karen is the only one on his dash rn

searchmaton I just mean I get a new post every five minutes so I keep scrolling through posts I've already seeeenn. :c

The bfs dash is so slow and booooring :c

I devoured the hatred you express, And I endure the pain you craved, And I sit here and suffer all you possess, As you slowly watch me become depraved! Tear into my flesh and burrow in my chest, Crawl into my heart and begin the infestation, Keep me awake and steal away my rest, Laugh at all my pleas of help and self degradation! Crawl out of my rotting heart, Leave behind your feeble broken toy, Laugh as you crawl away from the man you ripped apart, Laugh as you leave so sly and coy.

So, I got a new cigar that practically isn't even really out yet. It came out end of July, but they haven't really put it in shops yet. It's the Crown Head brand Jericho Hill, and it has been amazing so far. Would definitely buy another one.

I like what they are doing with Borderlands: The Pre Sequel, but god damnit stop previewing Wilhelm. I've only seen like 5 fucking videos with Wilhelm and Athena in them. 0 Videos of Fragtrap and the Sheriff.

When you realise you still have Linkin Park in your music files. Time to delete that garbage.

These ask topics seem interesting. I would love for someone to insult me over one of them. It would be good fun. Making people upset is my specialty! That, or sarcasm.