Alice's epic blawg

we are at 13%!!!!!!

women love to press A to jump

cartoon bully girl shoves me against a wall and goes "awww~ it thinks it's people~" but then i pull her aside and calmly inform her that i'm pretty sure i'm something else wearing the skin of a person and the more i describe it the more horrified and disgusted she becomes until finally she asks what i think i am underneath and i say. i dunno. but its probly something cool, right? and then she calls be a dweeb and shoves me against a wall again and asks me for lunch money. which i respond to with violent sobbing

She started kicking me and hitting me hard because I made her mad and i said "STOP STOP YOU'RE DAMAGING MY VESSEL" and she got really mad and told me to stop saying that and saying i'm a person and i insisted i wasnt and told her she should unzip my clothes and she called me a pervert and hit me more but eventually she did out of sheer curiousity and my body deflated and a small fox squirmed out of the gaps and looked up at her and she was really confused but then she decided the most sound option was to ask the fox for lunch money instead to which i responded with violent sobbing (fox)

Moral Of The Story: The Author Is Actually A Small Fox

As we can all plainly tell, this was inspired by deltarune

NO IT WASNT!!!!!!!!

the "treat me like your pet" thing has a few interlocking dynamics that make it attractive to transfems. like the submissive kink pet play angle, the "I don't even want to leave your house" agoraphobic housewife angle, that can also dovetail with a disabled aspect, or of being disabled in multiple ways, ones that make it hard to approach the place of work of or of market, or ones that either make it hard to relate to other humans or hard to relate to yourself as a human (those might be the same thing for some people but different for others), the therian aspect of not feeling fully human so wanting new (to you) social dynamics like pet play or pet space... I feel like a lot of times when we take psychedelics it also encourages this "more girl than human" concept that some of the therian or post furry girls talk about in that they can encourage one (us) to feel more like a girl and less like a human at the same time. There's possibly nuances or depth to any of those I missed, or others.

the coolest girls are reblogging this post

brat x brat yuri where theyre both just annoying and nothing actually happens

i need to stress this is just two girls getting angry at each other. hmphing and the like. and then they go home.

being touched and groped by disembodied floating hands but one of them found the piano and is just going nuts on it. yeah idk ragtime kinda kills the vibe for me it's a bit disappointing

it is. 29 degrees Celsius in my bedroom at this moment. this sucks.

Ended up before the king cus my joke was kind of weird and made everyone uncomfortable and the king said "Foolish Jester. What say you for your grave offense?" and i look around the room, bead of sweat trailing down my porcelain mask, arms bound and head in stocks and i said, i said. "Weeeeeelllll.. This just got awkward reaal fast didnt it?" And I gave a big grin and the king ordered the knight to behead me for being annoying after which i was promptly executed. but its fine cus i was actually a small fox so i just hopped out of the jester suit and ran away

Moral Of The Story: The Jester Is A Small Fox

garlic is like,.. 1 syllable away from girl lick

but crucially, it still allows gar girls to lick either way