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what will he report

Please stop breeding :) faces, they might be cute but they have trouble breathing. Please consider the :-) breed or the :^) breed instead. They have the same temperament as the :) breed but with none of the breathing problems.

Every time I see this I get the inability to read past “please stop breeding :)” and recoil a little bit in the shock from that

Most days I’m ambivalent about being gay, but sometimes it’s a relief not to be a straight boy ™

Shut up, this rules, you corny bookworm motherfucker.

me n my friends are homos and we’re like this because we fuckin rule we’ll do this after we shove you in a locker

posts roko's basilisk would kill you for

i like being a lesbian and all, but holy shit, men are so cool. i hope all men reading this have a wonderful day.

i like being gay and all, but holy shit, women are so cool!!!! i hope all women reading this have a wonderful day as well!!!!!!!!!

My brain, having a meltdown like a toddler: I just can’t do it! I don’t want to !! I can’t!! Me, parenting my tired toddler brain: Take a deep breath, it’s going to be ok. We don’t have to do everything today that’s overwhelming you. Let’s pick the most important thing to work on, ok? What’s the smallest step we can do to work towards that? My toddler brain, wiping away tears: Um, I think we should…open up the important spreadsheet and look at the first row. Me, parenting my tired toddler brain: Great! Let’s do that, and then we can have a popsicle, ok? My toddler brain: *nods through drying tears, upset, but cooperative*

Why is there strawberry milk in that bong?

he’s gay

Why they watchin some ghosts fuck?