Space Cottage Queen

people are so obsessed with the idea of fake friends. look lots of people aren’t going to like you and also aren’t going to hate you so much they feel the need to pick an actual fight with you so they’re just going to be like. friendly. when you’re around each other because that’s what adults do. and probably not invite you to their birthday party. this is not a grand betrayal you do this to other people too

not an anti or a pro-shipper but a third secret thing (adult with job)

Brainless twitter discourse is so much more dreadful to me than even peak-era tumblr discourse because in its heyday tumblr discourse was almost exclusively written by 15 year olds who were naturally myopic, reactionary, reductive, and angry due to the condition of being 15. On twitter you find exactly this same kind of brainless behavior but with a 50% chance it was written by a 28-year-old with a masters degrees

Heartbreaking: girl has to get out of bed

Okay Walter White was actually pretty funny as a character bc he was so toxic that seasoned drug lords were like I cannot work w this man I have to put my mental health first

Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

y'all are worried about a surveillance state all while filming strangers in public for clicks and clout... baby you ARE the surveillance state!