that guy with the mob AUs

practicing radical acceptance about the fact that I'm always gonna be weird and awkward and a little difficult to be around. it's okayyyy to be weird as hell

learning that a mutual has another mutual of mine blocked used to make me feel like the kid crying while his parents are fighting cartoon but now it makes me feel like a diplomat sweating and shaking at a meeting between two businesspeople being like "let's all get along now shall we... shake hands... let's just all get along..."

everyones got that fic they chip away at like michaelangelo sculpting david. and brother? its penis month

asked my friends if they knew what i was referencing and they said no. we all know that post where someone divided how long it took michelangelo to sculpt david by it's size and went "yuuuuup. whole month spent on penis" right. sure, my search history is full variations upon "michelangelo penis month tumblr" to no avail, but we all know it. right.

Hi, that was a MBMBAM bit. But i see you and i hear you and i dont know if someone already said something

I need good things to start happening to my friends soon. Really soon.

Fun fact. Nothing can stop you from finding the oldest art your friend has ever made on their blog and reblogging it.

“how do you get people online to care about your ocs” you have to be soooooooo annoying like really annoying