a józan kocsmáros @kopekito - Tumblr Blog

If you made $1 every second from birth, you’d be a millionaire in under 2 weeks and a billionaire in your thirties. But unless you live to be 3500 you’ll never be as wealthy as Jeff Bezos.

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

dankmemesreasonforliving

hamegfordulaszelbeverzikatudonk

Stevie Wonderwoman volt ahol beszartam.

Submitted by Zotya

Via. The 19 Craziest Celebrity Mash-ups

hiabavaloellenallo-deactivated2

Got to reblog

l6i

akurvaanyadatbuttersofficial

carnival-phantasm

Y'all better be going to bed at a reasonable time, don’t make me tuck you in and kiss you goodnight

wyrmmaster

don’t threaten me with a good time

carnival-phantasm

Last warning before I sing you a lullaby, fucker

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

bob-belcher

summerlightning

why does Christopher Robin look like he’s just committed murder and he’s trying to explain to his ursine childhood hallucination that it’s a fun pastime

hotbitchesanddragons-deactivate

This literally looks like a horror movie

humansofnewyork

“I’ve wanted to go into construction since high school. I used to help my dad out all the time. Everything in our house we built ourselves. But my teachers tried to steer me down a different path. They’d encourage me to ‘figure things out.’ They’d say: ‘Why don’t you do this?’ or ‘Why don’t you do that?’ But I chose construction because it’s what I like to do. I got my union card at eighteen. The pay isn’t bad. I get benefits. It feels good to be young and working every day. But I see all these advertisements on the subway, and they basically say: ‘If you want to be successful, you have to go to college.’ All my friends went to college. Some of them have liberal arts degrees that I didn’t even know existed. A couple more dropped out. The ones who graduated can’t find jobs and have a lot of student debt. But they still look at me like I’m on the wrong path. When I tell them I can help them get a job in construction, they always say the same thing: ‘Why would we want to do that?’”

lizclimo

dapperboar

a-space-opera

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

whenharrymetsallys

supersaiyansadie

thIS IS THE BEST PUN EVER AND IF YOU DON’T AGREE GET OUT

earlploddington-deactivated2019

honestly i didn’t realise that was a pun st first bc English Officers in the first world war were just Like That

amemait

My father did not get this joke. I was deeply disappointed.

Csajom apja

Lent töltöm a hétvégét kicsi lánynál, vágod, péntek este érkeztem, vasárnap este majd jövök vissza Pestre.

Szolid semmiségek, péntek este vacsi, kötelező udvariassági kör szülőkkel, aztán szundi.

Szombaton főzőcskézek kicsi lánnyal, de vágod, mi vettük a cuccot, mert mondom az milyen, hogy kipakolom a spejzot, hogy mi ehető van benne.

Naszóval szülők egész nap meló, aztán ugrálnak ide oda, otthon sincsenek, mi mennénk korizni be Pécsre, váltjuk egymást, mert ők meg 8ra mennék moziba.

Woho, miénk az egész lakás! Mi mást csinálna két hősszerelmes fiatal? Természetesen elindítják az ARANYHAJ ÉS A NAGY GUBANCOT ÉS ÖSSZEKUCORODNAK A KANAPÉ SARKÁBAN. Majd persze bealudtunk, mint a szar. Naszóval szülők hazaérnek 10kor, és in flagranti találnak minket,ahogy mackóban meg pulcsiban alszunk ketten a kanapén, miközben az a szőke lány üvölt a tévében.

Vágod, mondom szorivagyok, itt se vagyunk. Felmegyek kicsi lány szobájába, ő meg nettó 4 percen belül, de bzmg sír. Mondom, mi van? Hát vágod, apuka félrehívta a kis szemevilágát, és elmondta neki, hogy mennyire nem tetszik neki, hogy én ennyire otthon érzem magam.

...

What?

Vágod, fater tette szóvá a kapcsolatunk elején, hogy milyen fasza, hogy én is gyakran megyek Pécsre és nem a kicsi lány utazik mindég.

Vágod, ha zavarja, hogy egy idősebb, félszemű, szakállas, punk frizurás cigány csávó (halmozottan szép vagyok amúgy) dugja a kicsi lányát, akkor mondja ezt. Azt megértem, még ha le is szarom mondjuk, de ezzel végképp nem tudok mit kezdeni. Csak a fejem fogom. Meg szombat este a kicsi lány fejét babusgatom, hogy hát na. Lányos apának lenni nehéz. Könnyen belehülyül az ember. De ezt is már csak gondolom, mert mégse én generáljak feszültséget, vágod. Illedelmes fiú vagyok én.

veryfunnymemes

cyborg-furby

My favorite thing about Victor Hugo is that the Notre Dame Cathedral was a huge eyesore on the verge of collapsing and was planned to be demolished but Victor Hugo was like “hey :( I like that building” and wrote The Hunchback of Notre Dame to save it. and it worked

In the book he described the cathedral in the state it was in but also in comparison to what it looked like in the 15th century before it got all fucked up in the French Revolution. His book got translated into a fuck ton of languages and was distributed all around Europe. Tourists who were fans of him would go to see it while in Paris and were appalled to see just how bad of shape it was in and it started to become stain on paris’ reputation.

So finally the king funded the Hella expensive restoration which I imagine was one really fucking gnarly project, the structure it’s self being the tip of the ice burg because of how many religious artifacts and statutes and junk that had been ruined.

So thanks Vicky that’s one hell of a beautiful tower.

down-sizing-deactivated20180211

So you’re telling me that we still have the Notre Dame Cathedral because of fanfiction?

kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201

yes.

mariogolf-deactivated20160726

slowly approaching bear

zaof-deactivated20140807

the bears will be in eventually

ww-swagabond

Bear will arrive sooner than thought.

gravegospel

BEAR IS APPROACHING AT ALARMING SPEEDS

BEAR IS GO FAST LOSING TRACK OF BEAR

BEAR HAS REACHED MACH ONE

WE HAVE LOST VISUAL ON BEAR

australian-frog-cakes-deactivat

He nyooms

wistful-pigeon

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

toastbutteregg

setheverman

when you’re a romantic pianist but also a gamer

Trending Blogs

Last Seen Blogs

a józan kocsmáros