#koopa pack attack

And I'm a King, so show some respect if you wanna ask me somethin'.

Anyone who doesn't will get their house blown up by me and my kids.

I got this app called Tumblr cuz Mario and his brother Greenie are on here, and I wanna show em how much cooler of a blog that I could have than them!

Anybody who is friends with Mario is my enemy, and I will add your URLs into my list of people to blow up and/or burn to death.

Kamek, kill 'em.

We have ACTUALLY FREE healthcare. You come in, we help you.

We do NOT use coins. We give you something, you give us something. i.e someone makes you a loaf of bread, you make them something of equal value.

I keep gold coins because they're shiny and look nice, so that's why I have them.

I have a small, island garden, where I keep endangered plants.

My kids in order of youngest to oldest goes:

Junior

Larry

Wendy

Iggy & Lemmy (Twins)

Morton

Roy

Ludwig

I play the piano, but not very well, due to my big claws.

The reason I have so many castles is so that all of my minions have places to live. They build it, and in exchange, they get to live in it!

If you insult my kids, I WILL disembowel you in front of hundreds of my subjects, and they WILL cheer.

If you insult Kamek, I WILL put you in the dungeon FOREVER. There are rats. They will eat you alive.

If you insult my people, I WILL burn down your house.

W...what? What does this mean????

What???

𝕁𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕥𝕠 𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕨𝕖 𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕒𝕚𝕣𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕡𝕤.

𝕐𝕖𝕡, 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕕 𝕒 𝔾𝕠𝕠𝕞𝕓𝕒 𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕘𝕖.

𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔾𝕠𝕠𝕞𝕓𝕒 𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕥 𝕚𝕤𝕟'𝕥 𝕚𝕞𝕡𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕥 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣.

— the YCBU Gang (𝕄𝕣. 𝕊𝕪𝕤 and 𝔻𝕦𝕔𝕜 ℍ𝕦𝕟𝕥 𝔻𝕠𝕘)

WHY DID THE DUCK HUNT DOG AND... Some, random guy in a suit.... STEAL ONE OF MY AIRSHIPS?!?

ahem, haven't said this in ages!