Land of Lullabies and Silence

today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring

Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.

Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???

They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!

….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u

pride flag for nonbinary asexual aromantic individuals that just says "not gonna do all that"

📣 Purity culture kills fandom! 📣

Come to think of it, it really is insane that my entire country is burning alive and literally no one in the rest of the world cares. Thousands of Indians are dying every day from the heat, it's 45+ degrees in multiple areas, the government couldn't give two fucks, we're getting severe warnings and red alerts, and not a soul outside of South Asia is speaking about it because why would you ever care about brown people

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

this lamb keeps trying to sacrifice itself even though no one really needs or wants it to do that

Mom, the kids are referencing a Vine I didn’t even know about