i’m the one, i’m your idol!
aka what type of influencers cortis would date!
cortis x fem! reader cw: fan speculation & mentions of food lowercase intended written + smau
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JAMES : an old money influencer (hm: chaebol) — someone who does a lot of appearances at high-end events and shows
• i think james would date someone who exudes class. think monaco, prestige, and generational wealth.
• while you were technically an influencer, you mainly made short-form videos showcasing your lifestyle rather than traditional influencing.
• so imagine your audience's surprise when you posted a video of yourself standing against a beautiful sunset, holding the hand of a mysterious figure who would soon be given the title of "mystery man" by your fans.
• maybe it was the element of surprise or the desire to know who had captured your heart, your audience became completely invested in figuring out who had caught your heart. but despite their best efforts, no one could figure out his identity.
• with the most popular guesses being that mystery man was another influencer, a businessman, or even old money himself, leading to countless edits and conspiracy theories.
• the two of yous favorite pastime became looking at all the conspiracies and making fake accounts to make even more conspiracies for the fun of it.
♪ Yves Montand - Les Feuilles Mortes
luvyn ꨄ j'adore paris w/ @.ysl
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• martin acknowledged juhoon as the member who eats the most, so i think it would make a lot of sense if he dated a mukbanger, probably someone who dabbled in both long-form and short-form content.
• you and juhoon started dating long before he became a trainee, so he would often pop up in your older videos as a waving hand or an emoji-covered figure who would steal bites in between your own.
• on that note, he was probably your very first supporter, making sure to celebrate every milestone you reached with you.
• while you ate to make content, you and juhoon turned every restaurant and food you visited/ate into a date because there was no way you could finish all the food you ordered by yourself.
• once he debuted, while the two of you weren't able to meet up nearly as often, let alone film together, juhoon always made sure to watch your uploads and support you from the sidelines.
• and to be honest, no one in cortis suspected anything whenever they saw juhoon watching your videos. they all just assumed he was hungry.
• so imagine their surprise when they walked into the dorm kitchen only to find you sitting on the counter, snacking on leftovers while juhoon happily finished whatever was left from your latest upload.
• after getting closer to you, the members would jokingly ask you to bring the leftovers every time you filmed because somehow the food always looked better in your videos.
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luvyn coming out of japan with empty wallets and full stomachs 🍡🍥 — japanese convenience store vid 🔜!
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user relatable ahh caption I always leave japan with like 2 dollars in my account 😭😭 but atleast im happy
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MARTIN : a model but very specifically one that specializes in hyperfeminine clothing!
• i think martin would date a girl with a completely opposite aesthetic from himself. think LARME magazine.
• when i tell you this duo would make waves on the internet, it truly would.
• soooooo many people would compare the two of you to marin and gojo from my dress-up darling, regina george and rodrick heffley, and every "opposites attract" duo imaginable.
• and i think that the two of you would probably be the most public relationship out of cortis, partly because hybe noticed how much positive attention your relationship brought and eventually allowed you both to go public.
• so it wasn’t rare that you and martin would do shoots or make content together.
• and every time one of you posted, the comments immediately became filled with "where's martin?" or "where's y/n?" if one of you weren’t there.
• despite having completely opposite styles, it somehow always worked. with many people joking that martin made your wardrobe darker while you slowly filled his closet with lace, ribbons, and pastel pieces.
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SEONGHYEON : the owner of a (cult) clothing brand
• seonghyeon dating a clothing brand owner just makes so much sense to me.
• while everyone in cortis loves fashion in general, i can easily picture seonghyeon sitting beside you while you planned outfits or designed your next collection, occasionally throwing in his own two cents.
• like how artists dedicate songs to the people they love, i think you and seonghyeon would definitely do little "swaps." where he would write songs inspired by you while you designed collections inspired by him.
• and even better if, whenever you released a collection, you used the songs he wrote for you as the background music for your campaign videos.
• for the giggles, you'd probably make seonghyeon one of the lead ambassadors of your brand, while he enthusiastically promoted your collections under the excuse of being an ambassador when in reality he just wanted to promote his girlfriend's designs.
• eventually the rest of cortis somehow all ended up wearing pieces from your brand too, not because they had to, but because seonghyeon kept bringing them hoodies, jackets, and accessories whenever you released something new.
♪ Brent Faiyaz - Talk 2 U
luvyn and onsaemiro so excited to FINALLY announce the launch of the MUSE collection 🥹🥹 i have worked so many sleepless nights and long hours on this collection so i am so excited to finally release it!
onsaemiro’s third launch: the MUSE collection is yours january 13!
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KEONHO : a lifestyle blogger
• keonho definitely found you through your vlogs (drop dead type beat) and was absolutely enamored by you from the start.
• your channel revolved around everyday life, which, as simple as it sounded, slowly grew into a decent-sized audience.
• while your earlier videos weren't anything particularly extravagant, growing your platform over the years gave you opportunities to experience new things through brand deals and events, which eventually led you to meeting keonho.
• neither of you made any effort to hide the relationship, but because of how naturally playful and extroverted the two of you are, most people just assumed you were really close friends from your interactions.
• keonho would constantly appear in your vlogs, whether physically or simply through little mentions, to the point where he became a fan favorite among your audience.
• eventually he earned his own mini-series on your channel where the two of you would spend the day trying niche hobbies, small businesses, or random experiences suggested by your viewers.
• otherwise, it wasn't uncommon to see videos of the two of you doing skincare together, going on late-night sweet treat runs, or wandering through convenience stores with no particular destination in mind.
• once keonho revealed your relationship to the rest of cortis, they too eventually became regular viewers too
• and often watched your latest vlogs together during their free time because they all collectively agreed the two of you were disgustingly cute.
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