nuh uh

my friend told me last night that he gets girls to come back to his place by telling them “oh i can’t wait to go home and have some stew” and “i’m so hungry, good thing i have stew at home” and it’s worked every time

bro the worst part is last night i went to his place and it’s 11pm and i’m sitting there eating fucking stew like god damn it worked on me too

umm how to be a dog by andrew kane. btw.

what’s pauling’s relationship with blu team? if i recall, she’s never interacted with the other team in any media

they get her cousin, piss mauling, to do it

fair enough, over and out

FINALLY someone is talking about this! It should also be noted that Mittens is characterized by an extremely chaotic, extremely aggressive play style that nonetheless exploits a player’s psychology ruthlessly. Mittens is known for forcing you into absolutely sadistic positions that you only realize you’re trapped in after being confused by her (yes, she’s a her) utterly batshit three prior moves. She likes to open with the Sicilian and she’s an absolute beast.

i cant explain how much this brings me extreme joy??? The cats just on their own are amazing but to make the AI with a fake power level listed… i want to be in the meeting room when they were developing mittens

I love when dogs and cats just let you pat the shit out of them and they enjoy it so much. Like yeah dude real quick I just need to play you like a bongo and they’re like god yes I’ve been waiting for someone to play me like a bongo

Reblog if you never once have been even remotely bothered by seeing someone draw the same character over and over again

why is everything so hard but not actually that hard just i cant do it