100% chance of tears

they need to invent books you can crawl into and then live in forever

people should be allowed to have low ambition, and also be able to feed a family on the salary of a cashier at a convenience store.

i think i deserve financial compensation for everything. all of it. i’m not even gonna specify

I've always felt an inexplicable arousal when viewing images of naked women

I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually

i would smoke an enchanted cigarette if given the opportunity

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

what nobody tells you about weekends is that it’s already monday

Somehow being a person does not come naturally to me

(three decades into my life) sorry I wasn’t paying attention, can we start again?

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

There is no amount of money, oil, or gold that is worth more than having bees, trees, and clean water.

Some is better than none. Some is better than none. Some is better than none. Walking for three minutes, is better than nothing. Drinking a glass of water and eating a snack, is better than nothing. Wiping down the counter, is better than nothing. Small things are not nothing. Small things are not nothing. Small things are not nothing. You don’t have to achieve grand things if all you’re capable of right now is the smaller things. They are still achievements. Don’t do nothing just because you don’t think you’re capable of doing bigger things, just do something you’re capable of today. 

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do