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as a former escape room host i highly recommend doing an escape room as a first date. its a great way to learn how ppl react under pressure and how well they collaborate with you right off the bat. also more than once ive seen people enter an escape room as a couple and exit broken up LOL its a fantastic litmus test

An experiment with a clear negative outcome is still a successful experiment.

there is absolutely no social problem to which forcing women to be pregnant against their will is an acceptable response. that's the line sorry

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Why the fish

The fish is what makes the post rebloggable

The fish is what makes this post fuckable

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Love the x files because half the episodes are just a guy getting murdered and Scully will say "ok he was shot twice in the chest," and then Mulder comes over and goes "actually he was killed by a pair of shapeshifting aliens that can take on the form of a bullet and have been known to kill people by shooting them in the chest. Here's an x file from 1935 on it." And then he's fucking right.

Look, I know The X-Files wasn’t intended to be binged the way we can now. I get it. But can we talk about how much funnier it makes it that Scully is seeing a woman floating on a ceiling with her own eyes one episode and that like two episodes later she’s back to acting like Mulder’s some weirdo for believing in aliens?? Girl is compartmentalizing and gaslighting herself at the speed of light

Guys, this is your reminder that if someone is drawing of writing something you are personally uncomfortable with, even if it is something that is generally being seen as morally incorrect, just block that person and move on with your life. Don't harass them, don't make a big callout post about it, just block and move on. Fiction is not reality, you should never harass real people over what they create.